November 16, 2023 by niick767 [ad_1] “My husband he used to be a golfer” [ad_2] View Reddit by niick767 – View Source
“Golf was his passion but his true dream was to become a stool. Always remember kid, dreams do come true” November 16, 2023 at 4:25 pm Reply
“I was thrilled to be able to salvage this much of him after the woodchipper incident. I told him to take a penalty stroke, not to just play it where it landed.” November 16, 2023 at 5:57 pm Reply
So you made him into a stool? Seems extreme. Poor fella didn’t have a leg to stand on. November 16, 2023 at 7:17 pm Reply
I hope you didn’t sell his equipment for how much he told you theu were worth. November 16, 2023 at 7:48 pm Reply
Are you getting ready to mass-produce these? Should we consider this your “Husband’s Stool” sample? November 16, 2023 at 9:52 pm Reply
*picks up bowling ball* “What the hell is this?” “Obviously, you’re not a golfer…” “Hey woo, isn’t this guy supposed to be a millionaire?” “Fuck…” November 17, 2023 at 12:48 am Reply
“Golf was his passion but his true dream was to become a stool. Always remember kid, dreams do come true”
…and now he’s a side table..talk about using a mulligan ..
Cotton Hill?
man… I WANT one
….Until the day of the chainsaw incident…
He told his wife she would always have a place to sit.
“I was thrilled to be able to salvage this much of him after the woodchipper incident. I told him to take a penalty stroke, not to just play it where it landed.”
Foot stool
He still is but he used to too
So you made him into a stool? Seems extreme. Poor fella didn’t have a leg to stand on.
Saved money on the coffin.
I hope you didn’t sell his equipment for how much he told you theu were worth.
His handicap is showing 😂
What did she do with the rest of him?
Wtf did you taxidermy his legs and glue em to a table top??
This is the bottom half of Dorf on Golf.
Are you getting ready to mass-produce these? Should we consider this your “Husband’s Stool” sample?
Before the accident
You did the right thing.
And now he’s taxidermy?
So you used his legs to make a table?
Very resourceful
*like you, before I took a side table to the knee.*
*picks up bowling ball*
“What the hell is this?”
“Obviously, you’re not a golfer…”
“Hey woo, isn’t this guy supposed to be a millionaire?”
“Fuck…”
stool shoes