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My family had dinner at a place in town called “Hot Dog Heaven,” then we took a walk in a historic cemetery directly across the street. Now, for some reason, my 5-year-old daughter thinks people go to this restaurant after they die. (Amherst, Ohio)
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Could you imagine getting done with a funeral, looking up, uhhh anyone up for a dog?
My daughter used to call tornadoes “potatoes”. Kids are hilarious sometimes
“I see dead people” -your daughter
Aww tell her just the good hotdogs do!
Or they die after they eat there. Look at all those happy customers across the street!
That’s a pretty cool writing prompt
Probably the other way around 😉
One of the best places for seafood in Atlanta is Six Feet Under, across the street from one of Atlanta’s original cemeteries.
Great fries at Hot Dog Heaven.
Isn’t this where Rosenberg and Goldstein go in Harold and Kumar go to White Castle? Must be good lol.
They do. Just not immediately. Sometimes years later.
Kids have an odd type of logic. It’s not always wrong, but it does make you pause for a minute and think “Oh!”
Time to refresh. Didn’t realize I had gotten this low on my feed yet. As soon as something kids do is posted on r/funny I know it’s time.
Wasn’t there a similar sort of scenario in an episode of Dexter?
The logic is sound. She’ll be president one day.
Because it’s got heaven in the name
She’s correct.
Great name for a gay bar.
Where did you think the hotdogs come from?
There’s a Hot Dog Heaven in Orlando its an institution
Maybe it’s the other way around…
Great location I’m always hungry after a good funeral
And this is how religions start. You could be rich!
Cemeteries only keep you as long as your relatives pay the rent. You get evicted unless you’re famous. Best off cremating and spending the extra money on hotdogs.
When I die, I hope I go to Hot Dog Heaven.
They do go there after they die! Where do you think they get the meat?
Logical. My brother lives across the street from a cemetery and my kid thinks it’s a raven training area because she was able to get really close to a young one and interact with it for a while.
I have eaten at Hot Dog Heaven and never put the two places (cemetery) together. Outsmarted by a 5 year old.
I’d like to sign up.
Future cardiologist.
It’s a nice idea.
Harold and kumar went to white castle
So…I assume the hot dogs were to die for? And you guys are now walking dead? This makes sense
As someone who used to live in Vermilion, this makes me even happier. That’s funny that she thinks that.
It’s a fair assumption.
Maybe….
…. M. Night Shyamalan
Sounds like a horror movie!
“No one’s checking the caskets!!”
“Mom, where is Grandpa? Is he in heaven?”
“I swear to god I saw it! Chuck and I were getting stoned by the dumpsters out back behind Hotdog Heaven and saw two large things carrying in boxes that looked like coffins into the kitchen!”
I’d spend eternity in glizzy heaven
Can’t blame her, it’s logical
Kids are super duper innocent thinkers! :))
Average Child in Ohio
Or, more likely, the other way around
Makes more sense than all religions
Saw another post about Amherst yesterday where a dude had Halloween decorations put up talking about his neighbor fucking his wife. Can you drive by to confirm please?
Did you explain to her that only hot dogs go there after they die?
Maybe shes right, have you matched the yelp review names with the names on the headstones ?
Honestly, if that’s the afterlife I’m okay with it.
Hot dog heaven certainly sounds much more interesting that the Christian Heaven with the hymn singing, halos and clouds. Do they have pizza, too?