That part where the one witch in Hocus Pocus pulls out a vacuum always makes me laugh. it was hilarious when i was a kid and it’s even more funny as an adult
Fun fact – broomsticks were used to apply an unguent of the psychoactive plant *Hyoscyamus niger* intravaginally, hence the term “witches riding their broomsticks.” But a mop would work just as well.
Ok, but why you gotta rag on her for her mop?
she can still fly with the mop
Be honest here, who of you actually laughed
Can imagine a very modern witch riding a roomba instead.
Why do I have to fly on a broom anyway, I don’t want splinters or a stick up my arse. Let me just fly on my bed and/or my chair
So Baba Yaga can fly in a fucking mortar swinging a pestle around but a mop is too much?
These witches ain’t shit
My toddler always chose her toy mop over the broom to ride around and be a witch.
Hehe
It’s a visual representation of how she will mop the floor with you. Nerd.
I think I’m looking at my phone’s 2022 Halloween wallpaper, lol
This gives me “fuck you, shoresy” vibes
It’s not just a broomstick Harry, it’s a Nimbus 2000
Are we forgetting about Hocus Pocus and the vacuum cleaner?
I’d so be rocking a Dyson
That part where the one witch in Hocus Pocus pulls out a vacuum always makes me laugh. it was hilarious when i was a kid and it’s even more funny as an adult
Fun fact – broomsticks were used to apply an unguent of the psychoactive plant *Hyoscyamus niger* intravaginally, hence the term “witches riding their broomsticks.” But a mop would work just as well.
A mop dripping in babies’ blood and guts.
Girl on the right has a WAP.. thus the need for a mop
Where funny
A mop is just a flaccid broom
Does she need a mop because she’s wet all the time?
I mean the Baba Yaga travels on a mortar and pestle, so…
“Too busy cleaning up after you”
I’m a shovel kind of gal.
Was a broom. But she was listening to erotica while she was flying.
Why would you need to use “fucking” in this panel? It seems unnecessary.
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The joke works without it.
Surrender Dorothy
Hermione would whoop both their asses