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Make sure you get a clean shot off, this guy is known for surviving some pretty serious shit
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Well, he died for our sins and there are new sins since then. Time to clean that up too.
Jesus must die!
He will respawn in 3 day
You come at the King of Jews, you best not miss.
Damnit, it went through the holes in his hands
Headshot or he respawns.
What’s the waiting period on a Jesus hunting license?
“and other zombies”
Nailed that sucker!
Problem is, you gotta kill him again in three days.
It’s pronounced “Hey-soos”!
That fucker’s almost as bad as Rasputin.
Finally a good time to use the railway spike rifle from Fallout!
Must be Roman.
Hey don’t hurt Jesus he is sexy
Is this Pontius Pilate’s bumper sticker or something?
Unfortunately, Jesus was born to haunt.
let’s not *whine* …I’m sure he’s crossing the Jordan river
He’s an undead, aim for the brain stem
Unexpected events pontius Pilate
Run , Jesus, run!!!
Tsk, amateurs. That gun is clearly intended for deer, and the right tool is important.
You should use a nail gun.
The perfect stickers for a Honda Pilot.
Fucking Romans still at it.
Y’all think he’d go down with a clean shot tho.?
Nails are so passé.
The most dangerous game
“Have you found Jesus?”
“No, sucker is really sneaky.”
The fucker can fly too.
roman seal of approved
So mean. He gave up his weekend for your sins.
I had a Jesus run 3 miles before dropping after a heartshot with a compound bow.
“When the fucker comes back again I’m gonna be ready”
Shouldn’t that be a nail gun?
So what caliber works best to take down a Jesus, you think?
He respawns after 3 days, gotta set traps.
Bring a nail gun super effective
This picture reminds me of when Obama got pilloried for saying middle Americans huddle with their guns and religion. Yeah, he sure was wrong about that.
Gentlemen, we are here to hunt the deadliest game of all. The Son of God.
Nail gun required