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MADAME WEB – Official Trailer – In Cinemas February 14, 2024
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I’m sorry, what is this voice-over??
some of the worst dialogue I’ve heard in a trailer in a long while… Thanks writers of Morbius.
I don’t know if it’s the dialogue or the acting, but holy *shit* that was bad.
This feels like those terrible CBMs that came out in that weird period between Raimi/Singer and Nolan/MCU, like Affleck’s Daredevil type stuff.
Legit insane that Sony is putting out more comic book movies next year than Marvel and DC combined.
**Who** ArE _yOu_ WhAt is gOINg _oOn?_
It’s literally just Final Destination 1
Madame Web makes Morbius look like No Way Home.
Does Dakota Johnson not get a suit?
read the fuckin room sony, god
Holy hell, why is every single line delivery by every actress so flat and lifeless. They sound like the Kardashians distractedly discussing what to have for brunch while scrolling on their phones.
Dakota Johnson has always had low charisma but this is bone dry.
This feels like a fake trailer made by Screen Culture
Why does every Sony universe movie feel like it was made in 2007?
Ah man I feel bad for Adam Scott he’s in this
It’s insane how Sony have this crazy obsessive desire to make Superhero films and a Spiderman universe yet they never seem to learn a fucking thing from the movies before to make their next one.
Kraven, Morbius, Amazing Spider 1 and 2, both Venoms and now this, all look the exact same, all seem written the exact same (terrible dialogue) and all feel in place in 2006 with Spiderman 3.
Like how do you have so many attempts and never seem to get better at all?? The plot of this is actually cool but you can tell by the trailer they are gonna tell it the most lame way possible. But hey Sydney Sweeney is in latex so that’s what the kids want right?!
This looks like a CW show
We could have had Sydney Sweeney as Black Cat, we got this instead. Does Sony seriously think this is what people want?
so serious question: do people like the ***live action*** sony spiderman-less movies? who is this movie for exactly? spiderman adjacent characters just get early 2000s type movies now?
“The Trailer Starts Now”
Oh that’s not a good sign
“He was in the Amazon with my Mom when she was researching spiders right before she died”
You know how the Steel movie starring Shaq was supposed to be a spin-off of a “Death of Superman” movie that never happened?
It feels like Sony is making a cinematic universe composed entirely of movies like that
I can’t wait for The Vulture and Morbius to show up at the end of the movie and let Madame Web know what’s going on probably has something to do with Spider-Man and that they should team up to do some good…
You’ll be begging for The Marvels after you see this schlock.
I never liked the concept of madame web and all this mystical fate mythos attached to Spider-Man. A simple mutant spider bite transforming a teen was all I need. I don’t need fate or time travel or a backstory of Peters parents or anything. Any more complex just ruins the “anyone could have been Spider-Man” thing that makes the character so good.
I can see the future, too… and this movie is going to bomb.
I can just envision the ending:
Uncle Ben: “thank you for everything Madame Web. I’d like you to meet our nephew, Peter”
[shows a young Peter in his room, only see him from the back, tinkering away at some tech]
[queue Madame Web having a vision of future Peter as the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man]
Madame Web: he’s going to be Amazing man.
[screen to black, with Madame Webs logo, and Spider-Man’s logo web splats next to it as his music builds in]