For any guys who think that it makes them less of a man to use lube, it does not. Ignoring what your partner enjoys makes you less of a man. So, try a little bit of lube. (Make sure it is unflavoured and dye free, especially for anything that might get inside.)
Most of “da ladies” like a bit more slipperiness… And, Valentine’s day is a good day to find out that she digs it.
I took my troubles down to Madame Rue
You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth
She’s got a pad down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine
Sellin’ little bottles of [Love Potion No. 9](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rXhXLsNJL8)
I told her that I was a flop with chicks
I’ve been this way since 1956
She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign
She said, “What you need is Love Potion No. 9”
An example of good marketing. lol
Don’t forget the hydro splash, bottom right.
20 FUCKING DOLLARS???
For that once a year shag
Chocolates and anal
Mrketig
why am i paying this much money to clap some cheeks bruh
Maybe last Valentines…….didn’t go so smoothly……..
There are usually lots of condom and ky coupons in the paper leading up to Valentine’s day, pretty common.
my bad guys
r/theyknew
Brilliant!
Fitting location
A boy can dream.
Well that heart shaped dildo needs lube
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So extra large condoms and lube…
That’s just good marketing. Data mining.
Well played, Walmart
Candy and lube. That’s a full evening right there.
(Love the little pile of miscellaneous stuff, lower right. All Wal-Marts seem to have these.)
I read that Valentine’s Day is the day the most heterosexual people have anal sex…
We call that product placement in the biz.
extremely appropriate
Its kinda funny how much of it is picked off the shelf.
How are you gonna post this in r/trashy but then posit it here? smh
Save money and use what is around your house. Jelly, whipcream, chili, jello, yogurt, face lotion, shampoo, wet kitty litter…etc.
And???
That’s so Walmart.
$20 you better spit on it
May your dreams cum true.
Makes sense.
Breed you slaves.
For any guys who think that it makes them less of a man to use lube, it does not. Ignoring what your partner enjoys makes you less of a man. So, try a little bit of lube. (Make sure it is unflavoured and dye free, especially for anything that might get inside.)
Most of “da ladies” like a bit more slipperiness… And, Valentine’s day is a good day to find out that she digs it.
I took my troubles down to Madame Rue
You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth
She’s got a pad down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine
Sellin’ little bottles of [Love Potion No. 9](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rXhXLsNJL8)
I told her that I was a flop with chicks
I’ve been this way since 1956
She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign
She said, “What you need is Love Potion No. 9”
One stop shopping.