I worked for a moving company a while back.
My boss at the time wasn’t the greatest guy so he could never keep a crew of guys long enough for them to get several jobs done so his ass was always trying to pick people up off the side of the road who were willing to work. One day, there was a guy at a red light in the median holding a sign that said he needed help by any means. My boss ended up getting into the turning lane closest to him, rolled his window down and asked him “hey man, you want to earn some money, just some simple work” the dude walked up to the truck, looked at all of us – and I shit you not, says “Nah I don’t work but I’ll suck your dick” my boss rolled that window up at lightning speed and never asked another dude on the side of the road for help again. Funniest shit ever.
I’m glad I got a better job and left that company but it was still hilarious.
Lots of negative and positive comments. Dude may or may not be in a situation no one is able to speak of mainly cause we do not know. I gave the dude $2, sorry I’m a broke ass also but figured if I took a photo the least I could do is donate. He is not aware of the 5 million views this picture acquired but I plan to go by the same area and make him aware I accidentally made him semi famous. Couple people mentioned setting up some fund and don’t sting however I will not be doing that because obvious reasons. If I find him then I’ll let him know how to go about that. If anyone wants to offer him help (nothing gay) he is in Richmond, ky Richmond center exit as of yesterday. I was just glad to see someone try to make light of whatever their situation may be and that’s why I shared, not hunting for karma.
George Carlin would have appreciated this
But $20 is $20.
He just doesn’t want it bad enough
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Well damn, guess he doesn’t want a job very bad.
I made the most money I have ever made panhandling in Las Vegas, Nevada with a sign that said ‘THIS WOULD WORK BETTER IF I HAD TITS’.
Oh, never mind then.
EXCPEPT
How many times do you think he got asked to have to write that
He just needs to pull himself up by the butt stuffs
So interior decorating and artisanal dog grooming are out?
*”I’m not gay, but twenty bucks is twenty bucks…”*
I respect anyone holding a cardboard sign asking for work instead of free money imo
He Looks like a Tom Hardy / Charlie Hunnam mix
The “one way” sign is apt 😂
I guess beggars can be choosers
Boy, Conor McGregor has really fallen on hard times….
He is clearly dislexic and meant to write “expect gay stuff”
What about moose stuff?
Bi-curious stuff it is then
Unfortunately there’s a huge reason why he had to make that sign
…cos it’s not gay if the balls don’t touch.
That’s a shame, I was going to offer him a role in a touring production of Cabaret.
20 yards past him is the gay stuff guy.
Nobody wants to work anymore.
Ragnar fell on hard times after Vikings.
Every man has his price. Mine is a cinnamon raisin bagel
Laughing at someone’s plight isn’t funny
I worked for a moving company a while back.
My boss at the time wasn’t the greatest guy so he could never keep a crew of guys long enough for them to get several jobs done so his ass was always trying to pick people up off the side of the road who were willing to work. One day, there was a guy at a red light in the median holding a sign that said he needed help by any means. My boss ended up getting into the turning lane closest to him, rolled his window down and asked him “hey man, you want to earn some money, just some simple work” the dude walked up to the truck, looked at all of us – and I shit you not, says “Nah I don’t work but I’ll suck your dick” my boss rolled that window up at lightning speed and never asked another dude on the side of the road for help again. Funniest shit ever.
I’m glad I got a better job and left that company but it was still hilarious.
Lots of negative and positive comments. Dude may or may not be in a situation no one is able to speak of mainly cause we do not know. I gave the dude $2, sorry I’m a broke ass also but figured if I took a photo the least I could do is donate. He is not aware of the 5 million views this picture acquired but I plan to go by the same area and make him aware I accidentally made him semi famous. Couple people mentioned setting up some fund and don’t sting however I will not be doing that because obvious reasons. If I find him then I’ll let him know how to go about that. If anyone wants to offer him help (nothing gay) he is in Richmond, ky Richmond center exit as of yesterday. I was just glad to see someone try to make light of whatever their situation may be and that’s why I shared, not hunting for karma.