I’m pretty sure that if you leave six people from any country besides America alone in a room with a soft spherical object for more than 20 minutes a soccer game will start.
“You were supposed to negotiate a peace treaty!”
“Yeah, well, Avi said he met David Beckham once, and then Ali tried to pick a fight by saying Renaldo was better. Everyone pretty much agreed and then we started talking about that one goal in ‘04. Then Schlomo brought up Roberto Carlos’ impossible goal against Tenerife on his laptop, and that’s when Tarik found the football.”
“There are 180 million people waiting to find out if we’re going to war!”
“Let them wait. We’re up 2:1 and I think I’ve figured out how to bank a shot off the drinks cabinet. By the way, we’re going to need some soft drinks and a copy of “The Two Escobars”. Also, some ibuprofen. Our knees aren’t used to this.”
“War! The final holy war between Islam and Judaism!”
“After the game. You’ve been waiting 1200 years. You can wait another 20 minutes.”
I fart in your general direction!
Worth noting that all ‟armor” was actually wool.
Togh to bend it like Beckham wearing real chain mail..
I just watch quest for the holy grail on Friday. Absolutely brilliant work by some comedic geniuses.
” T’is merely a flesh wound- have at you!!”
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It is only a mdel
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
And remember that during the Filming Graham Chapman was downing a pint of Gin before noon!
I remember correctly wasn’t there armor made of wool And then painted silver ? Which would explain his dexterity.
I’m pretty sure that if you leave six people from any country besides America alone in a room with a soft spherical object for more than 20 minutes a soccer game will start.
“You were supposed to negotiate a peace treaty!”
“Yeah, well, Avi said he met David Beckham once, and then Ali tried to pick a fight by saying Renaldo was better. Everyone pretty much agreed and then we started talking about that one goal in ‘04. Then Schlomo brought up Roberto Carlos’ impossible goal against Tenerife on his laptop, and that’s when Tarik found the football.”
“There are 180 million people waiting to find out if we’re going to war!”
“Let them wait. We’re up 2:1 and I think I’ve figured out how to bank a shot off the drinks cabinet. By the way, we’re going to need some soft drinks and a copy of “The Two Escobars”. Also, some ibuprofen. Our knees aren’t used to this.”
“War! The final holy war between Islam and Judaism!”
“After the game. You’ve been waiting 1200 years. You can wait another 20 minutes.”
“Ni!”
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.