who *wouldn’t* relish the thought of being crammed in the small cockpit of a U2 for 18 hours or more, while having an electrified radio stapled to your scrotum?
Ah yes, the fabled scrote sack with the capacity to also store survival rations of 10 peanut M&M’s should you get snacky whilst detained in enemy territory.
So did they also put their real balls in there or just kind of hope noone noticed 2 nut sacks?
Other inmates ” stay away from that guy,he keeps trying to speak to his balls “
Allegedly
“Who do you keep whispering to?”
“Deez.”
The part they leave out is it was scrapped because they can just put it in their prison wallet.
This reminds me General Anthony McAuliffe’s famous reply to the Germans at Bastogne in December 1944.
[https://www.archivesfoundation.org/documents/surrender-nuts-gen-anthony-mcauliffes-1944-christmas-message-troops/](https://www.archivesfoundation.org/documents/surrender-nuts-gen-anthony-mcauliffes-1944-christmas-message-troops/)
Testicle! Testicle! 1 2 3….can you hear me Q?
Scrot FM: we have the balls to play the music other stations don’t
And….
With an erection, you can pickup longe range wireless and satellite radio
“Why is it the only part of you that is tanned is your nut sack?”
Why are the hairs so long?! Dead giveaway. Deeeeeaaaad giveaway.
so they didn’t use it because they enjoyed searching that area…. the more I know.
Are those balls just for scale, or are you actually supposed to wear it like a pouch? Was the hair really necessary?
i thought that was a coconut husk
It’s a great plan, until a girl prisoner recognizes him and wants fun time
I’ve totally seen this exhibit. Spy Museum in Washington, DC.
The Scrote Tote
“Never used in the field”… wonder why?
who *wouldn’t* relish the thought of being crammed in the small cockpit of a U2 for 18 hours or more, while having an electrified radio stapled to your scrotum?
Ah yes, the fabled scrote sack with the capacity to also store survival rations of 10 peanut M&M’s should you get snacky whilst detained in enemy territory.
That’s a packet!
Is this at the Spy museum in DC? That sack looks familiar but I can’t remember what museum I might have seen it at.
I love the smaller text at the bottom. Scrotum concealment is now my new favorite phrase
Fake ball sack?
International Spy Museum in Washington DC?
I wouldn’t have the balls to be a fighter pilot.
Good thing they never used it. Imagine it being normal to search mens’ balls. The TSA would jump on that train immediately.
Is this serious?
Is that a radio? Or are you just glad to see me…
And how would one tune to a channel with said scrotal radio?
That’s the hairiest fake tongue I’ve ever seen.
Photo taken in my wife’s bedroom
Geeze, did the maker just clean his wife’s hairbrush and sprinkle that shit on?