My mom worked an insurance call center job for a little bit. Basically people called in to ask if their insurance covered said health needs. One guy called in asking if his insurance covered knee surgery. Basically, he explained, he was making love to his wife when he fell off the bed and crushed his knee cap. He ended this with saying “but don’t worry, I got the job done before we went to the hospital.” I didn’t believe it happened until my mom showed me a picture of an email encasing it. Dude really wanted everyone to know he was able to make his wife finish with only one leg working. Good for him.
In Germany there was this condition called “Morbus Kobold”. In the 70s a Vacuum cleaner (Vorwerk Kobold) had a couple cm after the opening Sort of a rotating fan. There were at least 16 reported cases of men getting injured.
Reminds me of the time I was working as a EMT-b and we got called out too the local motel 8 because the gentleman thought it would be a good idea to stick his little solider in one of the hot tub vents. Looked like a purple grapefruit by the time we got him loose.
What’s the ICD-10 code for that ? (needed for insurance purposes!) I mean if there’s one for getting sucked through an airplane engine for the SECOND time (I kid you not – it is V97.33XD: “Sucked into jet engine, subsequent encounter”), then there’s gotta be one for this!
His BP is slightly elevated!
Looks like Officer Doofy cleaned his room to well
A friend of mine was an ER nurse. They had to remove an apple from a guys anus. The next day the doctor involved brought in apple pie
He fell on it
Just turn it off?
Well that sucks
Well, that sucks.
Strong suction there. I guess a Dyson… Mike Dyson
That must have sucked
“Once we get your blood pressure under control, we will call Dyson”
Hopefully it didn’t become a “Reason for Return”
How did they resolve it?
-asking for a friend. No worries, not urgent at all.
Can somebody explain me how tf that happened ???
I see your penis stuck in vaccuum, and raise you one “Staple in penis”
My MIL had to remove a torch (switched on) from a guy’s arsehole….she said that the sun shone out of his arse, almost literally!
I honestly don’t understand. How could he be stuck? Wont he just get soft and get out? I mean even if he took viagra he could just wait it out?
Let me guess, he was cleaning naked and fell?
https://youtu.be/6YHEK6-Ili8
That’ll rip your dick off
Bro took blow job litterally
Surely you would sacrifice the vacuum and just destroy it to get your old boy out rather than going to the hospital.
My mom worked an insurance call center job for a little bit. Basically people called in to ask if their insurance covered said health needs. One guy called in asking if his insurance covered knee surgery. Basically, he explained, he was making love to his wife when he fell off the bed and crushed his knee cap. He ended this with saying “but don’t worry, I got the job done before we went to the hospital.” I didn’t believe it happened until my mom showed me a picture of an email encasing it. Dude really wanted everyone to know he was able to make his wife finish with only one leg working. Good for him.
Nature abhors a vacuum…
Reminds me of this [WKUK](https://youtu.be/Z2EMGmv0FqM) episode
Plot twist, it was the stuck in the brush roller
No no no cilinder
In Germany there was this condition called “Morbus Kobold”. In the 70s a Vacuum cleaner (Vorwerk Kobold) had a couple cm after the opening Sort of a rotating fan. There were at least 16 reported cases of men getting injured.
Officer doofy strikes again
Reminds me of the time I was working as a EMT-b and we got called out too the local motel 8 because the gentleman thought it would be a good idea to stick his little solider in one of the hot tub vents. Looked like a purple grapefruit by the time we got him loose.
My wife is an x-ray tech in a urology clinic. This is actually tame compared to some of the reasons she’s seen patients.
Happens to the best of us
Officer Doofy, reporting for duty!
Go to the mechanic for your penis and go to the doctor for your vacuum.
“Penis stuck in vacuum” is still better than “Vacuum stuck in Penis” …. Just saying.
I said don’t disturb me when I’m cleaning my room!
Found the [patient](https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFWFunny/comments/rwxvwz/vacuum_fleshlight_turn_sound_on/). Obviously NSFW.
“I said DONT disturb me while I’m cleaning my room” – Officer doofy
His father should tell him “ If you keep doing this you are gonna Dyson!”
What’s the ICD-10 code for that ? (needed for insurance purposes!) I mean if there’s one for getting sucked through an airplane engine for the SECOND time (I kid you not – it is V97.33XD: “Sucked into jet engine, subsequent encounter”), then there’s gotta be one for this!
Die son!
I mean Dyson?
I told you not to bother me while I’m vacuuming my room mom
I’m sure it was accidental. Sometimes you trip and fall penis first into things.
“Dick stuck In Vacuum? Did you try turning it off and on again ? “. —— IT guy
MD here, the amt of butt stuff in medicine is substantial
That sucks
Reminds me of a certain guy who got his cylinder stuck in an m&m tube
That sucks.
Well, that sucks…
I’ll see myself out.