> SECOND BROTHER: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, “O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.
> And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu–
> MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother
> SECOND BROTHER: And the Lord spake, saying, “First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.”
Did they bring him one shrubbery
The number shall be thrrrreee
> SECOND BROTHER: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, “O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.
> And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu–
> MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother
> SECOND BROTHER: And the Lord spake, saying, “First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.”
“The number of the counting shall be three.” 🚀
Finally something funny on this sub
His final test, before he becomes King, is to execute the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.
My money is on the rabbit, even with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch in his possession.
No rabbit nearby, but there is a horse.
One… two…. FIVE!
the 21st century. can you even believe it
Pfff, Adam Savage made one of those for like $25 in parts. Not impressed!
Reminded me of worms Armageddon
How can anyone watch that buffoonery and still keep a straight face?
Apple of eden
That’s just a bottle of Chambord
1, 2, 5…
5 is right out
Looked like a bottle of Chambord
There is an infinity stone in it
That’s a Piece of Eden!
Tis but a bottle of Chambord, thou must slam in under 45 seconds to be crowned King
Came here for the Python comments. Y’all didn’t disappoint.
I am waiting for the “haaaaalleellluuujaaah!!!!” Then a massive boom
He shall blow Meghan Markle to tiny tiny bits.
Abstergo got nervous. Finally the Eden Apple was revealed…
Thermal detonater
That’s a bottle of chambord
Serious question, did the guys in Python design the Holy Hand Grenade in the movie like that on purpose or was it just a coincidence?
I hope he counted to 3, no more, no less
Is that the chair with the stone in it?
King? Well I didn’t vote for you…
“Is this from the coronation of Charles V?”
“Three, sir!”
HOLY GRENADE? Worms feelings hitting hard
I was thinking of the holy hand grenade when see that too lol
Where’s the killer rabbit
Somewhere in America Donald Trump is jealous this didn’t happen at his inauguration
r/bloodyobviouspython
This is from when the pope was attacked by a rabbit
Peasant #1-How did you that was the king?
Peasant #2-He’s the only one that doesn’t have shit all over himself.
One, two, FIVE!
Quick, hurl it at Andrew@
A bottle of Chambord
After seeing the other comments it’s good to know that I’m not the only one who thought of the holy hand grenade
Three shall be the number.
How many of us, around the world, thought of this, the second we saw this thing??
So glad Charles cannot count to three!
It’s the holy grail bomb from worms
Now you know where Monty Python got it. They loved poking fun at things like that.
If you played Worms you will know that is a bomb