Yeah, everyone’s focused on the horse…
But what I wanna know is: for whom is the intended portion size of the tiny little dot on the far right? Why do you need to measure out 3 pieces of spaghetti for an ant?
What a useless contraption. Jeez, stuff like this is so cringe to me. We make these crappy useless crap that just ends up in the ocean or a landfill. Just for a buck.
That’s for when you’re so hungry you could “eat a horse”
“Ready to order?”
“Yes, I’ll have one horse of spaghetti please.”
Of horse it is
I eat that much alone, so I guess I am a horse or the horse is very smol.
Those fucking things don’t work. Once I cooked it, my spaghetti didn’t look anything like a horse.
Does this imply women eat more?
that’s way too many cropogs
Yes! (I am a horse)
*angry italian heavy breath sound*?
Then saddle me up and slap my ass. I love pasta.
Americans will use anything but the metric system.
Those two in the background lookin mighty ominous
That is a “quarter horse”. You will need 4 times that amount. But may be enough to satisfy lil Sebastian.
Lol, or just make the whole box like a normal person, not like leftovers won’t get eaten and not like pasta is expensive
This is actually a hay portioning tool, although I can see why you’d assume it was a pasta portioning tool.
the little round hole at the end is incase you are as hungry as a mouse
You need a banana for scale
Yeah, everyone’s focused on the horse…
But what I wanna know is: for whom is the intended portion size of the tiny little dot on the far right? Why do you need to measure out 3 pieces of spaghetti for an ant?
That depends on what the spaghetti policy is at the stable
“I’m so hungry I could eat a horse” obviously.
All I know is the correct size of a battery staple for horses.
What a useless contraption. Jeez, stuff like this is so cringe to me. We make these crappy useless crap that just ends up in the ocean or a landfill. Just for a buck.
I’m so hungry I could eat a horse *shaped amount of spaghetti*!
For one who’s hungry like a horse.
Back in the nineties
^(because no one said it)
#DRR DRR DRR
To feed a horse? Maybe.
To choke a horse? Absolutely not!
Setting up a true spaghetti western
“When you fall off that horse. You get right back up, and you EAT THAT HORSE! Come eat that horse with me!”
Americans will use anything but the metric system.
It’s if you’re so hungry, you can eat a horse. The other measurements are if you’re hungry enough to eat a person /s
Serving suggestion sizes: Child, adult male, adult female, “so hungry I could eat a horse”
It’s the whole box or no box for me.
I’m sure a horse would have no issue eating that much spaghetti, if that’s what you are asking here.
For when you are so hungry, you could eat a horse?
r/ofcoursethatsathing
“I’m so hungry I could eat a horse “
Equestrian pasta
r/pointlesslygendered
“So hungry I could eat a horse”
Bodies hanging in the background – the sign that a large gathering is being planned.