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I’ve had this happen before! The green banana was a liar and it was actually just as ripe as the others.
This, for some odd reason, reminds me of that hotdog in epoxy…. I wonder how that’s doing.
That boy ain’t right
It’s absorbing the life force of the other two bananas, and when it’s done with them it’s coming for you.
It’s a plantain trying to blend in with the bunch
What the hell dude. Burn that unholy thing. Same thing happened to Madonna and now she haunts the Instagrams howling in terror with an English accent.
I know exactly how big this is
Didn’t get sprayed so it will forever be green
reminds me of the banana in Steinsgate
How big is it? Please provide a banana for scale.
Ah yes, the brown bananas acted as an anode for the green banana.
That thing is going to be putrid when you open it up.
There can be only one.
Plantain*
Sell it to billionaires, so they can inject it into their blood.
It has sworn an oath of loyalty and accepted a ring of power from the dark banana lord.
Is it full of drugs?
Seems to be the size of a banana
“I watched as those around me turned to mush and wasted away. Even my brothers that held on to my stem withered and decayed. Some became bread, others muffins, others left alone to rot in peace only to welcome the abyss of the Great Can. Yet still I remained, verdant and firm. I felt as if time had forgotten me just as we have long since forgotten out seeds. Soon I will see as the apples, the pears, and even the citrus turn. But for me, all that will ripen is my mind. Forever cursed to bear witness to the steady entropy of all around as I persevere against my will.”
– This Banana
Great band name.
Tutturu!
I wonder if this is due to a lack of tyrosinase/catechol oxidase in the peel. And if it is—why is it only in one of the three? Maybe there’s a mechanism for inhibiting the production or function of those proteins on a per-fruit basis. Interesting for sure.
It’s probably a vehicle created by hyper intelligent Brazilian wandering spiders.
It’s really a microphone.
“It can’t be bargained with, it can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t show pity or remorse. And absolutely will not stop! Ever…until you break the other bananas off the stem.”
Whose turn is it to paint it again overnight guys?
NEXT BEST THING TO PERPETUAL MOTION, YOU BEST PATENT THIS ONE, WE SHALL CONQUER THE FUCKING WORLD
If you can somehow harness its power and make it into an infomercial anti-aging cream, you’ll make a fortune!
Is there any sort of explanation to this… or just a banana with great longevity?
They must protect their king.
You can’t hang a bunch of Bananas and expect everything to be Peaches.
Itself for scale…or the other two
That’s the one with all the spiders in it.
It sucked the life out of the other two.
If you separate the green one from the bunch, it will turn fully yellow in hours
Banana for scale?
I missed this one in the Marvel August solicits. Should pare well with Immortal Thor.
Put a Geiger counter on it. Would be curious to see if it’s emitting radiation like ripening bananas do.
r/bossfight lol, immOrtAL baNaN
The outside ones are life supporting the center one
It’s just envious of the yellow ones.
The Plantain of Dorian Gray
It’s draining the life force from the other 2