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I’m the soft parent… figuratively and literally.
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I don’t get it
I might not get it because I’m not a parent but, why is this funny and why does the dad look smug?
You’re a good parent. You’ll miss things like that when they grow up.
Nothing wrong with a soft mom bod. Best bods imo…
Cuddle? Sure.
Sleep? No.
I know, I’m fun at parties, whatever. Comfort the child, then they get back in their own bed.
Why is dad smiling? He ain’t getting any sleep thar night either. Fucking kid isn’t about to stay still or quiet.
Source: am dad.
I can’t believe I paid nothing to see this. I’m a parent and I don’t get it. How did this get on my hot feed?
Where did the creepy dad come from ?
Dunno why he’s happy, now he’s cock-blocked.
Yeah my wife would be pissed and I would be hearing about this the next day. Not really sure what’s going on here lol
My toddler’s been coming to me instead of my wife lately. No complaints from me. Little guy can snuggle all he want.
OP as a mom who’s often nap trapped, why is dad smiling? Genuinely curious.
i don’t get it.
I love my son falling asleep on me, he’s 4 now! It’s only me and him so why not. He’s warm and he falls asleep so comfy. I love holding him. I put him in his bed when he falls asleep.
LOL, my wife would NOT put up with that.
Now she knows how it feels to be the Big pillow
I was the kid that didn’t want to wake up my mom so I just stare at her like a little psycho until she felt my eyes boring into her soul. Usually it take about 5 second before she’d wake up with a hitched scream like Michael Meyers was standing over her.
I get it. It ain’t makin’ me laugh, but I get it.
I was the hard parent. Kids, pets all knew to come to mom’s side of the bed. I got to sleep. I know why dad is smiling.
This is my 2 year old nephew to his 4 month old sister, and then tries to lay on her, or bite her, or spit on her making her cry. Kids are wild man.
Most funny r/funny post /sigh
When I was a kid I wanted to sleep in between my parents all the time I took a very long time to grow out of it and what I wanted most was to fall asleep before they came up to there room because it made me feel like I get to have it to myself and the smell from my mother’s pillow relaxed me
That’s strategy looks familiar
A man ballsack is the best pillow.
Source: Goku
Ehh this doesn’t bother me. The look of comfort and safety on their little faces makes my heart happy. Though it helps that our little one likes to cuddle equally with both me and my husband. The years have gone so fast and before you know it, they won’t want those cuddles anymore. One day, you’ll have picked them up for the last time. Enjoy the little moments
I used to do this to my dad but I would also rip out some of his chest hair for fun while he slept and he would scream
I wish I was a soft parent
ayo?
My mom was a stick, 98 pounds and 5 feet tall. I was 10 pounds, skinny, and long limbed when i was born. Growing up I looked like a baby kangaroo with stick legs whenever i would cuddle with her so I never knew a soft mom. I married a buxom “thunder cheeks” lady with a heart of gold and me, my kids, and my 80 pound bulldog all sleep on her haha. She is soooo comfy.
How is this funny?
A story about my cat
I would break too if that happened.
My son does this, haha. I’m the softie and my wife is the ass beater. Guess who the kids wake up?
You’re always going to give in no matter what, that’s the moral here
You’ll blink and the days of them wanting to snuggle you are gone.
Hey look, it’s my cat….
There’s some real bad “comics” popping up lately. What’s with this trend?
This is fairly desperately unfunny.
Listen, there will be a time when they simply won’t want to be anywhere near you. The occasional time won’t hurt.
Mine would haymaker me into oblivion
Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow
Yea my child prefers to sleep on me, mum gets a pass most of the time!
How is this funny? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!
my granddaughter would hug me and say i was squishy after i lost weight. i was over the moon.
I let my daughter sleep in the bed anytime she wanted. I knew one day she’d grow up and not want to cuddle or need to sleep in bed with us. I cherished those moments
I don’t get the funny.
Literally my life every night lol. I love it
This is perfect. Lots of parents not getting the joke here, clearly never argued about who was the “soft” one
They forgot to add the part where the kids calls mom squishy and soft