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Congratulations! Now you need to go to Disney Land. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.
sweet. Go buy a gun and start eating a ton of food…
Welcome. Please stay off social media. You’ll feel better about this country if you do.
Congrats.
Welcome my dude!
It’s crazy here but there’s a lot of good too, and I’m glad you’re here
Welcome to the family, and please remember to always vote against the fascists who want to ban immigrants and burn the constitution. Cheers.
Hey fellow ‘Murican. Well don’t keep me waiting tell me how long it took you to get it
Congratulations! Where from and how long did it take you, if you don’t mind me asking?
Congrats, here is your gun, student debt, inability to buy a house, and a 200 a day calorie surplus till you die.
Welcome my fellow citizen!!!! Here’s some info you should keep up to date on
USA currently has the most Olympic medals all time, sitting pretty on 2,959
Second place with 1,204? USSR
Our brothers in the UK holding strong in third with 950 high-quality Olympic medals
Welcome to the shitstorm.
Lol at people saying “welcome” as if he just arrived to the US.
It takes some people decades to become a citizen. Took me 14yrs.
Welcome to Thunderdome, bitch.
(It’s from a movie and my standard welcome greeting)
Hello fellow American Citizen!!!! Congratulations 🎉🎊🎈
Congrats! Please register to vote! 🗳️ 🙌
The people saying sorry and my condolences you all have real original takes. Privileged in a country that they take for granted and probably have no concept of what people in other countries deal with. There’s a reason USA is the number one place in the world for immigration. Welcome and enjoy!
So are lots of people
Hell yeah, welcome to the shit show. We’re happy to have you
Congrats!! Now time to get new shoes
Fuck yeah bro!
Brown shoes with a navy suit and black belt. Typical American.
Welcome!
Congratulations
Great, now put that suit and tie in storage. Time to bust out your formal t-shirt and jeans.
Throw that suit out buddy! All you need is sweat pants and Crocs for the rest of your life!
Good for you my guy! Still the greatest country in the world, despite all Putin and Xi can do.
Congrats brotha, put the flag somewhere you can see everyday, its a reminder and always a positive surprise to remind you that ‘you did it!!!’
I this sounds weird, I know, and I in no way mean it with any disrespect, but you already look American. Congrats.
Welcome home.
Congratulations!
Nice suit my man.
Congrats and (officially) welcome!
Welcome, brother!
Congrats! Make sure you turn in your diabetes voucher.
Edit: What, we aren’t making fat jokes about American diets anymore?
Good luck
Hell yeah, brother!!
Upvote for the cringey little flag
Welcome US citizen. Know that it’s your duty and obligation to complain about all forms of government.
Fuck yeah!
I did this back in 1994. Congrats Murican!
Congratulations welcome! Things aren’t perfect here but we’re all trying. Thanks for doing it legally
my condolences
Welcome. Don’t fergit yer free gun, Jesus Saves T-shirt, cowboy hat and suction cup dildo.
By choice ????
Now you need to get yourself 2 guns for home defense, spend 200$ on band aid, and act like you own the place wherever you are /s
I’m sorry
Were all the good countries not letting you in?
The world defiantly didn’t need more Americans
I’m sorry.