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Is that a poop knife?
I pray you took that as a souvenir.
The legend of the poop knife
Ah, the poop knife. For when you absolutely, positively will block the toilet
Everyone needs a good poop knife.
It’s a universal language. Perhaps (thanks to reddit) the bar owner assumed that every western bathroom has a poop knife and wanted the farang to feel at home. Does the squat toilet also have one?
Where there are opiates,
So there are poop knives.
poop knife!!?!!!!!
A poop knife in the wild!!!!!
This has completed my Sunday afternoon internet viewing today. I can sleep well tonight.
Never heard of poop knife until today. Thanks Reddit
Leaving a weapon in the toilet of a bar doesn’t seem like a good idea, even if it is funny.
OMG A poop knife, what a rare sighting, so people actually use this?!!
Needs a crosspost to r/poopknife
Laugh all you want, it’s funny until you need one and don’t have one.
The ole poop knife returns
who else read “Toilet Bar”
Seems dangerous to keep something like that in a bar, all jokes aside. Imagine getting stabbed with a poop knife. Poison damage mod.
FUCKS SAKE POOP KNIFE
I feel like my Reddit life has come full circle now.
ITS REAL !!!!!
why does everyone know what a poop knife is
It is real! *angelical music plays on the background*
Just adding [this on](https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/swvzjx/youve_all_heard_of_the_poop_knife_let_me_tell_you/?rdt=64590) for those who’d like to further down the rabbit hole… [Poop scissors](https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/swvzjx/youve_all_heard_of_the_poop_knife_let_me_tell_you/?rdt=64590)
The fable is true
For anyone who doesn’t know
The poop knife
[Original post found here, but removed](https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/7p8puq/light_i_was_22_years_old_when_i_learned_that_not/). Post text was as follows:
> My family poops big. Maybe it’s genetic, maybe it’s our diet, but everyone births giant logs of crap. If anyone has laid a mega-poop, you know that sometimes it won’t flush. It lays across the hole in the bottom of the bowl and the vortex of draining water merely gives it a spin as it mocks you.
Growing up, this was a common enough occurrence that our family had a poop knife. It was an old rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room, only to be used for that purpose. It was normal to walk through the hallway and have someone call out “hey, can you get me the poop knife”? I thought it was standard kit. You have your plunger, your toilet brush, and your poop knife. Fast forward to 22. It’s been a day or two between poops and I’m over at my friend’s house. My friend was the local dealer and always had ‘guests’ over, because you can’t buy weed without sitting on your ass and sampling it for an hour. I excuse myself and lay a gigantic turd. I look down and see that it’s a sideways one, so I crack the door and call out for my friend. He arrives and I ask him for his poop knife. “My what?” Your poop knife, I say. I need to use it. Please. “Wtf is a poop knife?” Obviously he has one, but maybe he calls it by a more delicate name. A fecal cleaver? A Dung divider? A guano glaive? I explain what it is I want and why I want it. He starts giggling. Then laughing. Then lots of people start laughing. It turns out, the music stopped and everyone heard my pleas through the door. It also turns out that none of them had poop knives, it was just my fucked up family with their fucked up bowels. FML. I told this to my wife last night, who was amused and horrified at the same time. It turns out that she did not know what a poop knife was and had been using the old rusty knife hanging in the utility closet as a basic utility knife. Thankfully she didn’t cook with it, but used it to open Amazon boxes. She will be getting her own utility knife now.
> [Edit: Common question – Why was this not in the bathroom instead of the laundry room? Answer. We only had one poop knife, and the laundry room was central to all three bathrooms. I have no idea why we didn’t have three poop knives. All I know is that we didn’t. We had the one. Possibly because my father was notoriously cheap about the weirdest things. So yes, we shared our poop knife.]
No one is going to talk about the garbage bin are we?
What is that, a poop knife?
Poop knife level 11.
THE POOP KNIFE RETURNS
Thai resident here. I have never seen a poop knife in a toilet and I have pooped in many Thai toilets. This is probably a one off situation, but amusing nonetheless. Just commenting so people don’t think this is common. Water sprayers, yes. Poop knives, no.