I was running late so I let my wife know I didn’t have time to make breakfast.
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I was running late so I let my wife know I didn’t have time to make breakfast.
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So loving;)
He’s fallen so deep in her love that he forgot that it would take any time to write it or not.
Made me giggle a bit ngl
After I wrote this I had my coffee, read the newspaper, had a shower and went to work in a rush!
She gonna kill him! 🤣
I can make a three course meal quicker than it would take me to make that sign lol
This should be on r/AmITheAsshole.
A really funny asshole, but definitely YTA.
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What I wanna know is how long it took her to go from
“Where’s breakfast?”
To
“Aww, he left a note!”
To
“That’s OK, he got busy, things happen, etc, I forgive him.”
To
“Wait a minute…….”
Sorry.. I think I have a headache, for the next 3 months..
I could picture me standing in front of it while drinking my coffee trying to decide if I’m angry or find it hilarious
A relationship goal is getting to the point where you two are occasionally trolling each other and having a sense of humor about it. Day-to-day monotony gets old.
You laugh but this is actually how I am every time I’m late for something 👀
Thanks, ADHD.
Very thoughtful
If you really had a wife you were up for some real trouble my friend
“I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold”
This is just to say
Williams Carlos Wiliams.
A literal note left by him to his wife that i feel gives the exact same vibes.
Could have made breakfast in the time it took to draw out that sign. Takes 2 mins to pour a bowl of cereal.
If he had time to write that artistic note, he had time to make toast.
But you had time for this?
lol what a beast of a man lol
You were indeed in such a great hurry that you even forgot the apostrophe in “didn’t”
The real breakfast is the signs we made along the way
you were only late because you were drawing a fucking masterpiece to say that you would be late
“i was running late so i spent 40min making this sign to let my wife know i didnt have time to make breakfast”
Chalk wizard
So many people here seem to be missing the joke…