I feel like this is the sort of situation where, if you have a sense of humour, you could come up with WAY too many jokes about what the scale said before it broke.
A few of the ones I came up with (and I mean no offence if anyone takes any, this is just too perfect a situation to NOT make jokes about):
“Please get out of the truck.”
“One at a time, please.”
“Please put down the anvil.”
“Mazel tov, it’s a boy!” (directed towards a guy)
“I’m sorry, [name], I’m afraid I can’t do that.” (bonus points if it starts singing “Daisy Bell” before it breaks)
“Oh HELL no!” (in best Gabriel Inglesias impression)
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It may be time to go on a diet.
Dang china products
Way to be dramatic scale. A simple “hey you fat fuck, get off me” would have been fine.
Crushed to death in a literal sense
Looks like you were successful!
Weight reading or not, the answer is clear.
Opps i did it again
I feel ya.
Is that glass?!?
I sure hope you weren’t barefoot!
😳
Just before it failed did it yell out, NO COACH PARTIES PLEASE!
You should contact the company and send them a photo.
Are you perchance an Absolute Unit?
It had an existential crisis and killed itself
That dark spot even flipping you off… damn!
“Too heavy to scale”
Look on the bright side…..
Is this place just becoming “here’s a thing I saw/ experienced”?
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I feel like this is the sort of situation where, if you have a sense of humour, you could come up with WAY too many jokes about what the scale said before it broke.
A few of the ones I came up with (and I mean no offence if anyone takes any, this is just too perfect a situation to NOT make jokes about):
“Please get out of the truck.”
“One at a time, please.”
“Please put down the anvil.”
“Mazel tov, it’s a boy!” (directed towards a guy)
“I’m sorry, [name], I’m afraid I can’t do that.” (bonus points if it starts singing “Daisy Bell” before it breaks)
“Oh HELL no!” (in best Gabriel Inglesias impression)
“More weight.”
“One at a time, please.”
Ah perhaps you forgot to 0 it out
It’s the scale’s way to say “I quit!”
The scale’s equivalent to the mirror breaking when looking into it
Yeah, you probably have to bend over and set those on the floor.
Smashing
It’s even worse than the error sign.
I have some bad news..
you may have your own satellites aroinc you.
Don’t those things goto 450?