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I make little runesticks like this one, and I’m looking for funny/stupid shit to write on them. For example, this one says “Get paid, get laid, gatorade” and I have another that says “so I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties”. Any suggestions?
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THIS TWO AINT TOWN ENOUGH FOR THE BIG OF US
Ass gas or grass
Cucumbers taste better pickled
Born to shit, forced to wipe
“If you can read this, you are a nerd”
We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty
No matter where you go, there you are
“Every 60 Seconds in Africa a Minute Passes”
You could copy some [actual Viking graffiti.](http://www.orkneyjar.com/history/maeshowe/maeshrunes.htm). Ancient shitposting at its finest.
“Drink Your Ovaltine”
Make 100 like that and just leave them around town.
Make one that says “never gonna give you up”
Do you take requests and can I buy one off your that says “so I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties” I’ll pay appropriately not tryna rip you off
“This is a stick”
[SHOP SMART. SHOP S-MART](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kU76pzd-Hw)
Spectacles:testicles:wallet:watch
So anyway I start blasting
I have far too much time on my hands.
Do not read this under penalty of law.
This Stick Is Runed.
not when i shift into maximum overdrive
I mean [this](https://genius.com/Copypasta-navy-seal-copypasta-annotated) is sort of obligatory, but it’d take a lot of sticks.
“Always a godmother, never a god”
They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard!
Please send noods ( Noods not nudes )
Hard work doesn’t always pay.
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.
Any recurring meme caption, I can do this all day.
You have read the runes.
Nosey little fucker aren’t you would be a good one. Lol
“Pee is stored in the balls”
Never gonna give you up
“You shouldn’t have fucked my best friend” ~ a request
Do not shove up butt, unless you’re into that
Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough
There’s always money in the banana stand
Gotta risk it for the biscuit.
“Is that a scroll in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Thick thighs save lives
“Klaatu Barada Nikto”
This is brown and sticky
Up up down down left right left right a b a b
Rub two of me together for a hot time.
“I’ve got nipples Greg. Can you milk me?”
Skate fast smoke grass eat ass
Ancient pregnancy test
Watch out for the shitting log stalker
Take inspiration from [Norsemen](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RjvU_WKbyo).
Chicken tendies
Birds aren’t real
There’s a snake in my boot
Baby seal: It’s what’s for dinner
“Rectal Use Only”
It’s Britney Birch
Write “please turn” on both sides