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“Good book for first graders”
“My preschooler learned a lot from this book, she couldn’t put it down”.
Wtf it’s an actual book? Lol.
Walmart, keeping it classy.
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There’s a [boys version too](https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/everybody-masturbates-cristian-youngmiller/1100075154), complete with hairy palms. Cool.
I mean this is also concerning af
Just had to click the link
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cristian_YoungMiller](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cristian_YoungMiller)
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this dude’s wikipedia page is hilarious
I found the author’s Twitter. He has tweets linked to his every saved video, including one on female orgasm techniques. I wish to remove this memory
I’m almost afraid to ask but why, WHY does she have an effin garden hose. Yes. I know her head is a strawberry. And there’s a pineapple. I understand we have stretched reality (and good taste) but the garden hose does me in folks. What. The. Heck.
Everybody… What?
Yes but why its a Strawberry ?
With a garden hose?……?
I accidentally discovered how to masturbate at a *really* young age, like pre-school. I had no idea what I was doing I just knew it felt good and ended in a big rush of a feeling. I still knew somehow innately to do it privately, but in retrospect I’m glad I didn’t know exactly what I was doing because it probably would have made me feel shameful or gross. Kids are generally repulsed by sexual stuff at a young age for a reason – they aren’t ready to learn about it yet because in practice it is a wildly complicated jungle of thoughts and actions that are based upon physical and emotional aspects we don’t begin to really fully develop until puberty is well underway.
It’s not that kids should be stonewalled completely from sexual knowledge, but we are letting them in on a bit too much too quickly these days, encouraging it even, in very, very young children; a fact that is vehemently refuted by a large group of people for some reason. Kids old enough to masturbate with intent shouldn’t be learning about it in colorful illustrated books designed for pre-school to 2nd grade aged children.
That’s my .02c.
That’s very suggestive lol
This was on the website, correct?
All sorts of strange things on there from third party sellers that have no business in the children’s section.
Alternate title, “not everybody squirts”?
Why is it under fiction? I’m pretty sure at least MOST everybody masturbates…
yo is there somethin about shoes us guys need to know?
I had the Roald Dahl collection when I was a kid and I loved it. Read each book multiple times. I recommend that set if you haven’t picked one yet. The Chronicles of Narnia is also good set for when they’re older. If they’re a beginner I also recommend the Winnie the Pooh collection
Wow. The author has a version for girls and for boys.
The boy’s version has one visible low rating. It says “I have other books on the subject. I didn’t care for this one.”
The girl’s version has at least 3 visible low ratings, all saying things like “this is disgusting” / “this is wrong” etc
Very interesting.
and you clicked it! so is it a good book?
Well now you know what to buy for her later
Why is this stuff targeted towards kids of that age when they won’t be learning it for years to come
I’m kinda curious about the hose.
I just want to point out how much I love the double entendre of your username right now 🤣🤣.
What’s with the shoes?
“8 and up” is not first graders.
Using a garden hose seems like it might lead to some issues.
Please call back later. I’m watering my strawberries.
At least the Roald Dahl collection is a good recommendation… but seriously, yikes!
Ages 7-70, lol. Anyways, it’s up to the individual parent when they feel it’s appropriate to discuss this topic. You don’t necessarily have to read the book. But, according to the verified purchase reviews off Amazon, it has good information in it, including things like hygiene.
The reviews are silly to me.
“the book represents a profound misstep in societal judgment. It could be viewed as a direct assault on the sanctity of childhood, an intrusion on the innocence that we, as a society, are obligated to protect.”
Lol! Sex exists. If you want your kids figuring it out blind thats fine. Just don’t be shocked when your daughter didn’t think to use a condom.
After having spent about 7 years in foster care I could absolutely confirm that there are kids who need books like that
The sequel to Everybody Poops but for older kids.
Little curious about the cover art… why all the shoes? And the wet hose (ahem) and why are they all fruit?
If you think that’s a fun choice, go check out “Go the Fuck to Sleep”. Pretty sure it was written for parents to read to their teenagers, but it always makes me laugh regardless
I know this is completely off topic, but the collected Rauld Dahl is great for getting new readers excited! My kids love them.
I’m calling it right here. This world can kiss my balls.
My favorite is “Brenda’s Beaver Needs a Barber”