I hate the I hate the Team America: World Police (A Painfully Deep Dive) movie.
I would make a 2.5 hour movie about all the reasons I hate it, but I only watched 3 minutes worth and nobody should give a crap about my opinion anyway.
I deleted my original comment because I think I could have put it to you in a much more constructive way, which is to say “tell me about something you *do* like for two and a half hours, and I’ll be much more likely to listen.”
I don’t like it either but I’m not gonna listen to some dude rant about it for two and a half hours.
Does anyone really care if you like a movie or not?
Just having my cousin tell me about the Matt Damon stuff had me in tears before I even seen the movie.
Loved it myself. I don’t believe I’ve ever laughed harder in a theater. I remember thinking several times that I might have an aneurysm.
I’m guessing it’s a bunch of: doesn’t age well, extremely offensive, insensitive, not funny, blah blah blah
who is this for? and why am I seeing it if its 10% upvoted?
Only a member of the Film Actors Guild would harbor such freedom hating thoughts.
OP and [this dude](https://reddit.com/r/movies/comments/1325hc7/i_wrote_a_long_rambling_essay_on_my_favorite/) must have broken into the same meth lab.
Matt Damon!
I hate the I hate the Team America: World Police (A Painfully Deep Dive) movie.
I would make a 2.5 hour movie about all the reasons I hate it, but I only watched 3 minutes worth and nobody should give a crap about my opinion anyway.
Could you re-edit this into a montage?
I deleted my original comment because I think I could have put it to you in a much more constructive way, which is to say “tell me about something you *do* like for two and a half hours, and I’ll be much more likely to listen.”