“Yes, you let the droids slip through your fingers, and you couldn’t hit the broadside of a freighter that afternoon. But think back a little further to when you tortured that farm couple to death, and lit up that defenseless sand crawler. Learn from your errors, son, but celebrate your victories even harder.”
“Steve, in an effort to reduce costs, we are restructuring the organization, and that will result in the elimination of a number of positions in The Empire. Unfortunately, your position has been selected, and I’m afraid we’re going to have to lay you off. Today will be your last day of work with us, and we have information to share with you regarding your severance package, COBRA and unemployment insurance. I know this is a lot of information coming at you at once, and I’m so sorry to have to relay this message to you. Before I go any further, I want to see how you’re doing. Are you OK?”
How man…. It was an exhaust pipe…. For a moon sized space station… How did metric tons of exhaust not generate enough force to repell two slow moving blasts for several miles?… why were there no safety precautions….
“So anyway, then, just as I am about to blast that teenage punk out of the trench, some other asshole came out of nowhere and fucked us all up. We were about to blow up their base, and they got ours first. I’m sorry man, I’m sure you had friends on there.”
I’m impressed the stormie can sit down. I can barely do stairs much less sit in a chair when I’m in my TK armor. Can’t imagine sitting on the ground and getting up again.
Vader’s favourite trooper. Having a quality time.
Vader – “Everywhere the darkness touches, that is our Empire…”
Trooper – “What about that light bit over there?”
Vader – “No! You must never go there!”
“I kept shooting and shooting and nothing happened…”
“The guy said they weren’t the droids I was looking for, but what if they were?”
Rick the Door Technician’ wife left him. Figured Vader would relate.
Maybe instead of moping around, get some more range practice, guys?
“Close the blast doors”. “Open the blast doors”. Is it too much to get a “please” or “thank you”?
looks like vader and the trooper took some acid and are questioning the meaning of life now
“I had friends on that Deathstar”
“Yes, you let the droids slip through your fingers, and you couldn’t hit the broadside of a freighter that afternoon. But think back a little further to when you tortured that farm couple to death, and lit up that defenseless sand crawler. Learn from your errors, son, but celebrate your victories even harder.”
Looking over your life like…
Vader had an empathic side, here he is cheering up a trooper when he failed weapons qual.
The day the death star blew up
“Steve, in an effort to reduce costs, we are restructuring the organization, and that will result in the elimination of a number of positions in The Empire. Unfortunately, your position has been selected, and I’m afraid we’re going to have to lay you off. Today will be your last day of work with us, and we have information to share with you regarding your severance package, COBRA and unemployment insurance. I know this is a lot of information coming at you at once, and I’m so sorry to have to relay this message to you. Before I go any further, I want to see how you’re doing. Are you OK?”
“I should’ve spent more time with my kids”
“Being the top man means you are the one who has to call the Emperor. ”
“Crap. Was he mad?”
“Furious. He said,’What the hell is an aluminum falcon?”
“Ha ha! Sorry…”
“Nah, that’s alright. It was funny…”
How man…. It was an exhaust pipe…. For a moon sized space station… How did metric tons of exhaust not generate enough force to repell two slow moving blasts for several miles?… why were there no safety precautions….
… All my freinds are dead now My lord…
“Ever since they added ‘maclunkey’, I just keep thinking – when is it gonna stop?”
We can’t kill the main character even though we have a shit ton of advantages because of plot armour.
Is this in Lisbon?
“So anyway, then, just as I am about to blast that teenage punk out of the trench, some other asshole came out of nowhere and fucked us all up. We were about to blow up their base, and they got ours first. I’m sorry man, I’m sure you had friends on there.”
I’m impressed the stormie can sit down. I can barely do stairs much less sit in a chair when I’m in my TK armor. Can’t imagine sitting on the ground and getting up again.
Laid off from the army
Gee, I donno Darth, sometimes, I just wonder why I ever even bother shooting in the first place, ya know?
They could not find the droids they were looking for
“Oh just build another one…and who is going to pay for it? I hope you have an ATM in that torso Light Bright of your!”
Four days past the DeathStar debacle and they’re still in shock.
The day after the fall of the death star.
Yeah they both hate sand