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I found this very out of date packet of puff pastry at the back of the fridge and I’m scared that if it opens it may start a zombie apocalypse
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I found this very out of date packet of puff pastry at the back of the fridge and I’m scared that if it opens it may start a zombie apocalypse
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It probably contains a new covid mutation
Finally, truth in advertising.
As a friend of mine used to say, “It couldn’t be good.”
Well it was a puff pastry
what could possibly go wrong
Poppin ain’t so fresh
its just fermentation gass
Please don’t do that. We don’t need a second lockdown.
Do not taunt puffy puff pastry.
When did it expire?
Bag of human-compatible cordyceps.
That plastic is humanity’s last hope.
Pop it
Zombie apocalypse, I say open it. 🤣
ya… it’s like coming back from a 2 week vacation…sniff as you open the fridge door…and what ever is inside sniffs back at you…scary stuff
I can smell the contents from here 🤢
go for it
If you don’t open it. Then someones Apolypse Bingo square doesn’t get filled, and we don’t wanna make someone sad do we.
Throw it at a wall
Papa’s creations are wondrous.
When food is “bombing” it’s not good anymore
Toss it. I’m thinking it thawed at some point and puffed up, and got re-frozen. It’s not gonna be good.
It has to be thrown into molten lava to make sure no alien spores escape.
R/spicypillows
Your only concern is to avoid liability. Just throw it out. That bag will open – maybe now, maybe years from now – but it *will* open. The only thing you can do is avoid having your name attached to the end of the world.
Good luck everyone.
It’s probably just expanded from the yeast growing and releasing gas. It’s probably just a block of yeast at this point. It was sterilized from all other bacteria when packaged.
Also, yeast can survive both with and without oxygen