Here’s my philosophy regarding road rage: it’s not my place to teach someone a lesson if they’re riding my ass. I will pull off to the side and let them pass. I’d rather let them go ride the next person’s ass, than sit there and get stressed out about an aggressive driver.
Try it, it’s a delightful feeling knowing you diffused that ‘script’ and didn’t let petty anger take over.
The other person is often confused and they will shake their fist as they pass, clinging to the script that we should be mad at each other. I smile and wave and enjoy the puzzled look.
I would guess they backed into something cuz they didn’t check their mirrors and can’t see out the back window. Also it’s a Van, the worst drivers are Van people.
People seem to forget that their actions effect more than just the person behind them. In some cases, you’re effecting miles of traffic and creating a hazard for people all around you. Not just the guy behind you. Spiteful driving is one of the biggest hazards on the road today.
So wait, if they base their speed on how close we are, then once they get slower than me, our distance will decrease, which will cause them to get *even slower*, which will cause them to get closer…and slower…
*is too busy trying to visualize a differential equation while driving at freeway speeds and crashes into the van*
I don’t know what kind of action hero fantasy world some people in this thread live on, but regardless how much a douche this driver is when slowing down if you’re tailgating, that’s not an excuse to ram his ass. Just suck it up like an adult and overtake the car the next safe opportunity if it bothers you this much.
If you have that sticker on your car it’s probably because you are bad at driving.
LMAO!!!
Driver sure pissed someone off.
It was just a matter of time.
Brake checked the wrong guy.
Finally making a dent in your backlog of failures
Here’s my philosophy regarding road rage: it’s not my place to teach someone a lesson if they’re riding my ass. I will pull off to the side and let them pass. I’d rather let them go ride the next person’s ass, than sit there and get stressed out about an aggressive driver.
Try it, it’s a delightful feeling knowing you diffused that ‘script’ and didn’t let petty anger take over.
The other person is often confused and they will shake their fist as they pass, clinging to the script that we should be mad at each other. I smile and wave and enjoy the puzzled look.
Nearsighted tailgaters.
They probably backed into something considering all that crap blocking their rearview.
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I would guess they backed into something cuz they didn’t check their mirrors and can’t see out the back window. Also it’s a Van, the worst drivers are Van people.
It’s an odd crime for a Hondyssey driver to commit.
They’re usually pretty docile.
Why is this in r/funny?
Is your mom okay after he backed into her?
People seem to forget that their actions effect more than just the person behind them. In some cases, you’re effecting miles of traffic and creating a hazard for people all around you. Not just the guy behind you. Spiteful driving is one of the biggest hazards on the road today.
So wait, if they base their speed on how close we are, then once they get slower than me, our distance will decrease, which will cause them to get *even slower*, which will cause them to get closer…and slower…
*is too busy trying to visualize a differential equation while driving at freeway speeds and crashes into the van*
If you are being tailgated you need more stopping distance, that’s what you’re supposed to do
Just slow the fuck down. It’s not that hard
Yeah. It’s plainly obvious you reversed into a cow.
They brake-checked somebody.
Whenever I think about getting a bumper sticker like that, then I think about how it could be used against me in court
I saw one the other day with a crunched-in back like that, bearing a sticker that said “Trust me, you don’t want to get that close.”
The owner might as well just leave it like that to reinforce the message.
They were only following closely cos they couldnt read the sign
I don’t know what kind of action hero fantasy world some people in this thread live on, but regardless how much a douche this driver is when slowing down if you’re tailgating, that’s not an excuse to ram his ass. Just suck it up like an adult and overtake the car the next safe opportunity if it bothers you this much.
/edit: autocorrect typo
I bet they drive speed limit in the passing lane