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Reminds me of 2005 when McDonald’s thought “I’d hit it” meant people really like something and built a campaign around it, instead of “I want to fuck it”. Either that or they thought people would *really* like their double cheeseburgers.
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Talk about ambiguous interpretations…
“The Big Macs are made of people!!”
So chicken is human, ketchup is blood and don’t tell me mayo is…
McSoylent Green.
… You gotta push real hard to find an actual joke here…
*just tell me where to jizz so I can give this lady her drink*
[ confused Charlton Heston noises ]
Yesterday’s loss.
Come on Pokie……
And yet here you are spamming it on social media…
No, they did and here we are talking about it.
Or they thought it trough and knew exactly what they were doing 🙂
They know what they said.
In those companies __everything__ advertisement wise is exactly planned. For example you sharing it with exactly this comment.
Still sounds better than “The Special Sauce is the Crew”
Sorry, but, frozen Coca-Cola! Is that a thing?
that frozen coke legit looks like shit in a glass..
did they hire those two girls and their cup?
How to Serve Man
When the lawsuit comes up, they can say we were warned.
lmfaooo
The underpaid and overworked workers are the key to our succes.
Honey Mustard is what’s left of their dreams.
McDonald’s Staff: Part of the crew part of the food, part of the crew part of the food.
ayo
This one is the secret sauce for a Kraby patty that Mr Crab keeping from Plankton!
The cum crew.
Bro think they Mr Krabs secret formula
Reminds me of 2005 when McDonald’s thought “I’d hit it” meant people really like something and built a campaign around it, instead of “I want to fuck it”. Either that or they thought people would *really* like their double cheeseburgers.
https://listverse.com/2009/06/08/top-10-worst-marketing-gaffs-ever/
Makes me think of that old video from Funnyjunk with the Down syndrome Burger King worker
Soylent McGreen
Explains why they are always hiring.
Donner, party of 12. Donner, party of 11…..Donner, party of 1.
Noone that ever wrote special sauce thought it through
They must have a bunch of boomers on their marketing team. They need to hire some social media influencers to atleast give them popular phrases lol
Well, hopefully they eat pineapple at least
I just got out of the hospital. All of the food service people had T Shirts saying “I am the special sauce.” They didn’t think either.
Ooh Soylent Green Mcnuget sauce
That’s why they are always hiring.
The special sauce is people!
Part of the crew, part of the sauce
“Don’t fucking cum in my Big Mac please.”
Or
“McDouble easy on the cum this time fellas.”
They were bought by the soylent company