The Dill-Breaker, requires attunement; You have a +1 bonus to attack and damage rolls when holding this magic weapon. Damage: 1d8 bludgeoning, 1d10 if held two handed. Additionally, if the sword hits a creature with an attack you can force that creature to make a constitution saving throw or be poisoned until the end of its next turn as it succumbs to the effect of the juicy pickle. You can use this feature a number of times equal to your proficiency bonus and you regain all expended uses when you finish a long rest.
Some people actually pronounce the word “deal” so it sounds like “dill.” It has always caught my ear and made me want to discuss the long e sound with them.
So….this is a perfect mode of self-defense for those particular people.
That’d be nice if you were ever in a pickle.
I’ve always thought pickles make better Spears than swords. More of them too.
If fruit ninja ever had a fan designed blade…
UK localization: Gherkinhander
It kinda looks like a dill sickle
Petetition to add the cock-clobberer, a club with a chicken on the end
I relish the thought. Truly jarring!
Why am I hearing it hit someone??
It’s gonna hurt.
Appropriate sub because that’s the funniest shit I ever saw
Looks like a dill-do
I can see this in Dark Souls
I see the art of the dill is alive and well
Funniest shit I ever seen
Stab with it in the right spot, you give pain. Stab with it in the wrong spot, you give health.
So juicy.
“sword”, right…
The Dill-Breaker, requires attunement; You have a +1 bonus to attack and damage rolls when holding this magic weapon. Damage: 1d8 bludgeoning, 1d10 if held two handed. Additionally, if the sword hits a creature with an attack you can force that creature to make a constitution saving throw or be poisoned until the end of its next turn as it succumbs to the effect of the juicy pickle. You can use this feature a number of times equal to your proficiency bonus and you regain all expended uses when you finish a long rest.
I’m kind of a big dill.
Some people actually pronounce the word “deal” so it sounds like “dill.” It has always caught my ear and made me want to discuss the long e sound with them.
So….this is a perfect mode of self-defense for those particular people.
Scales with faith and luck.
You designed a dilldo
splashed instead of slashed
That…that is just beautiful
the ass-shredder
Paging u/illustrationbysimon
Time for a collab?
It deals bludgeoning and acid damage. Any special effects?
Deviljho quivers in fear
The image… The comments in this thread… Are you happy with what you’ve done? Are you proud of yourself? What would your mother think?