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I bought a new gaming chair. These are the warnings on the back of the box
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I bought a new gaming chair. These are the warnings on the back of the box
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The no “Sparta!” rule may be a deal breaker
Legit.
oh yes yes let’s try doing all those.
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Reminds me of the illustrations at the beginning of Resident Alien
Have that chair for a year now, had to buy my wife one cause she stole mine all the time
I mean… the gamers can only dream about the 3rd one
Behind every warning is a story
No lap sitting? Pfft
Top left looks like a normal gamer stance…. Who hasn’t leaned in closer to activate extreme mode.
You got a Razer. I got that same box
Apparently, sex on the chair is OK
I can’t launch a fkin rocket ship from it?? Send it back, smh.
Do not get up from the chair
What I want to know is what is up with the Michael Myers porn in the background?!
Alright, lemme see if I have this right:
No sitting like a Bethesda npc
No pulling a Matrix
No lapdances from your boyfriend you got while playing (insert game with stereotypically gay playerbase)
Your weapons of destruction can’t play
You look terrible surfing in shorts
Don’t let Leonidas into your room
The spartan kicking the chair… classic
*swedish accent* “What? It can’t do THIS??”
What did you even buy it for then?? No Spartan kicks and I need to upgrade my SKYLR-T3 rocket to a SKYLR-t4 variant to launch it from my chair?? What is this?? Communist Russia??
I didn’t see the rocket one til last, and honestly think that’s the funniest way I could have read that
Who the hell is sniping people on gaming chairs?
Well what the heck, It’s not surf rated?
That is won’t do!
Are people still buying these racecar chairs? Get you a nice ergonomic chair that isn’t over priced babe. Your back will thank you
Damn this box has some pretty great ideas!
Really what is it good for then
No astral projection, well that’s a deal breaker.
A sword… And a rocket..?
What timeline is this from?
DO NOT ENGAGE A FIREFIGHT IN THIS CHAIR*
*until properly trained.
Rule 3: Never get up!
That’s half the warning they need.
As if the first one/second row has ever happened ever….
The fuck do I use it for then?
This feels like a personal attack on wall street bets. “To the moon” denied.
well excuuuuse you, i bought it specifically cos i wanna be Neo
Need a NSFW flag on this
I had that chair. RAZR iskur?
The chair made an obnoxious crunching noise whenever sitting down / getting up, or shifting in the chair. (I’m only 200lbs) Tightening screws didn’t fix it.
It’s got some absolutely horrible posture support too; forces your head forward into a hunched position, and the lumbar support is not actually effective for proper spine support.
I’ve had a back injury before, and tbh I prefer a wooden chair over the razr iskur.
Woah dude, totally radical bro, peak Reddit gamerz battle station drip. So totally bodacious and tubular.