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How to Cook a Turkey – by My 7 Year-Old Daughter
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How to Cook a Turkey – by My 7 Year-Old Daughter
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Hahahahaha adorable. She had me at unwrap it and kill it
The worms in my gut cheered at the thought of new friends lol
See, that’s the problem with the convenience store turkeys. You got to kill ‘em yourself.
Unwrap, kill, eat, repeat
I’m pretty she killed it when she cooked it without seasoning.
105 at 2 hours. I too like my turkey rare.
She’s on that sous vide turkey trend
turkey tartare
“Unrap” it. She wants to reverse rap battle the turkey.
How can your turkey be ready to eat if you already ate it?
Hey police I would like to report that my turkey is now alive and what’s vengeance for what I did to the chicken
you just stole that from r/KidsAreFuckingStupid DICK HEAD its not your daughter either the original one has the name there
Thats the original one
https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/z2cwu4/i_guess_were_all_getting_salmonella_for/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
And we’re back! Sorry all. Had to show proof of authenticity of picture. Mod-approved. =)
The bird will likely be enraged when you unwrap it, so we recommend a swift Judo chop to the head to neutralize the threat and establish your dominance to any other would-be opponents.
105 for 2 hours ain’t gonna do it… Wonder who she plans to do the taste test on a raw turkey!
How to get food poisoning…
Reminds me of the joke about cooking thanksgiving/Christmas dinner.
Somewhere around step 6after the fifth shot of alcohol of choice “Turk the basty.”
Definitely you should kill it after unwrapping.. I did not knew that , and my turkey ran away 😳
I hate when I forget to kill the turkey!!
“Unrap it and kill it” the best 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I Like that she Puts a Turkey in the fridge before she Kills it