The reason is because these “companies” just quickly make any account, sell loads of cheap stuff, and if something goes wrong vanish again, just to come up with another name full of random letters.
Shopping on Amazon has become like buying player-made goods in an MMORPG, where there’s 20 different listings of the same product with 20 different brand names that all sound like they were spit out by a random name generator in a late stage MMO where all the proper names are taken and players are scraping the barrel for unique names.
So you just scroll down until you find the one with the least gaudy and intentionally misspelled name since it’s going to be branded on your item.
And they don’t even bother checking to see what they’re name could mean. I’ve literally seen “WEEPOO”. It’s getting ridiculous. And I’ll still see those junk companies even when I’m searching for USA made or genuine products – those are usually buried at the end of the search results. Everything probably comes from some megafactory in Shenzhen China.
This is why I only use Amazon to buy specific brand-name stuff if it goes on sale or something niche that I can’t find locally.
My wife gets mad at me every time a special occasion comes along and says I’m hard to shop for because I don’t have a Amazon wish list full of junk I don’t want enough to pull the trigger on myself.
“Wcdoiuweo7nwefhkwe Company” is a name you can trust.
I just bought a “Nearpow” table at a thrift store. I looked it up. And yes, it’s from Amazon, along with identical ones under a dozen different brand names.
Too many times I find something that’s just what I’m looking for but I don’t order it because it’s branded as something like Backdong or some other unpronounceable nonsense lol
Except Elon Musk uses only one key ‘X’
The reason is because these “companies” just quickly make any account, sell loads of cheap stuff, and if something goes wrong vanish again, just to come up with another name full of random letters.
“Furry balls plopped menacingly on the table incorporated” Rolls right off the tongue
What’s wrong with the washing machine door?
I just bought a mobile power-bank for my phone from KaBloo-E. It seems to b
Shopping on Amazon has become like buying player-made goods in an MMORPG, where there’s 20 different listings of the same product with 20 different brand names that all sound like they were spit out by a random name generator in a late stage MMO where all the proper names are taken and players are scraping the barrel for unique names.
So you just scroll down until you find the one with the least gaudy and intentionally misspelled name since it’s going to be branded on your item.
Chungdu, sopso, yotan, nitwan, etc…
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And they don’t even bother checking to see what they’re name could mean. I’ve literally seen “WEEPOO”. It’s getting ridiculous. And I’ll still see those junk companies even when I’m searching for USA made or genuine products – those are usually buried at the end of the search results. Everything probably comes from some megafactory in Shenzhen China.
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Why is an Amazon employee in the laundry room ? Unrealistic.
This is why I only use Amazon to buy specific brand-name stuff if it goes on sale or something niche that I can’t find locally.
My wife gets mad at me every time a special occasion comes along and says I’m hard to shop for because I don’t have a Amazon wish list full of junk I don’t want enough to pull the trigger on myself.
“Wcdoiuweo7nwefhkwe Company” is a name you can trust.
I just bought a “Nearpow” table at a thrift store. I looked it up. And yes, it’s from Amazon, along with identical ones under a dozen different brand names.
Too many times I find something that’s just what I’m looking for but I don’t order it because it’s branded as something like Backdong or some other unpronounceable nonsense lol
And this is what pushes me to just shop the name brands do I don’t get that crappy quality that matches their crappy name.
*Chinese
It’s always Chinese scam sellers, every time.
I can’t tell is he’s happy or if that’s his nose.
Thats also how they come up with drug names.
Coofandy, my favorite clothing brand name.
Throw in a bit of Engrish detergent and you’re set.