A man is driving through the country on his way from Florida to California. Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next gasoline station and fill up. About 15 minutes later, he spots a station and pulls over to the high octane pump.“What can I do for y’all?” asks the attendant. “Fill `er up with high test,” replies the driver. As the attendant is searching for the gas cap, the driver points out it is behind the left taillight. As the attendant fills the tank, he’s eyeing the car up and down.“What kinda car is this?” he asks. “I never seen one like it before.” “Well,” responds the driver, his chest swelling up with pride, “this, my boy is a classic Cadillac.” “What all’s it got in it?” asks the attendant. “Well,” says the driver, “it has everything. It’s loaded with power steering, power seats, power sun roof, power mirrors, 8 speaker stereo, rack and pinion steering,disk brakes all around, leather interior, digital instrument package, and best of all, a 9.4 liter V8 engine!”“Wow,” says the attendant, “that’s really something!”
“Don’t forget the windshield.”
As the attendant is wiping the windshield, he notices some golf tees on the dashboard.“What are those little wooden things?” asks the attendant. “Those are what I put my balls on when I drive,” says the driver. “Golleee!,” says the attendant, “these Cadillacs have everything!”
nice sausage and bun.
That is a really nice looking hot dog, like a commercial hot dog.
Are you kidding? No one yet?
The glizzy guard
Bout as cool as my old PC having a retractable cup holder.
Where did you get a hotdog the same size as the bun. This guy living in the year 3000.
Why did I instantly snort and laugh at this? I have no idea why this is funny yet it’s golden!
r/cursedimages
Bmw e60, right?
Reminded me of this short film called Hot Dog Steering Wheel I came across recently.
https://megfavreau.com/short-films/
Here’s a joke about specialized car accessories:
A man is driving through the country on his way from Florida to California. Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next gasoline station and fill up. About 15 minutes later, he spots a station and pulls over to the high octane pump.“What can I do for y’all?” asks the attendant. “Fill `er up with high test,” replies the driver. As the attendant is searching for the gas cap, the driver points out it is behind the left taillight. As the attendant fills the tank, he’s eyeing the car up and down.“What kinda car is this?” he asks. “I never seen one like it before.” “Well,” responds the driver, his chest swelling up with pride, “this, my boy is a classic Cadillac.” “What all’s it got in it?” asks the attendant. “Well,” says the driver, “it has everything. It’s loaded with power steering, power seats, power sun roof, power mirrors, 8 speaker stereo, rack and pinion steering,disk brakes all around, leather interior, digital instrument package, and best of all, a 9.4 liter V8 engine!”“Wow,” says the attendant, “that’s really something!”
“Don’t forget the windshield.”
As the attendant is wiping the windshield, he notices some golf tees on the dashboard.“What are those little wooden things?” asks the attendant. “Those are what I put my balls on when I drive,” says the driver. “Golleee!,” says the attendant, “these Cadillacs have everything!”