Plot: The Guardians of the Galaxy team up with John Wick battle the Evil Dead Rising Horde. Spiderman is presumed missing and is rumored to be on an Mission Impossible search for Indiana Jones whose last known location was on aboard a rocket destined for Cybertron. Guest starring: Marijuana Bear
In **Marijuana Bear**, a godless killing machine of the forest stalks stoners in the national park. But the stoners escape, and the hungry, murderous bear *eats all of their stash!*
Now, the formerly hyperviolent bear is a mellow fellow, and wacky hijinks ensue! Watch as the Marijuana Bear becomes a famous gamer, learns to make cheesy nachos and learns the joy of friendship! It’s a laugh-out-loud tale of redemption, hairy love, and 32 kilos of high grade skunkweed, ***coming to a theatre near you this summer!****
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*or, more likely, to home video and streaming services.
I’m on a t break, but I just laughed harder than if I was high
I’m waiting on Heroin Zebra and Opium Giraffe.
Plot: The Guardians of the Galaxy team up with John Wick battle the Evil Dead Rising Horde. Spiderman is presumed missing and is rumored to be on an Mission Impossible search for Indiana Jones whose last known location was on aboard a rocket destined for Cybertron. Guest starring: Marijuana Bear
Oh come on, we already have a Smokey Bear.
The plot to Ted 3 diverts a lot from the original
I’d watch this
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You’re Bruin up something good here
Am looking forward to Krokodil Bear.
Marijuana Bear is a gateway bear
Unfortunately, production was stopped because Marijuana Bear couldn’t remember his line
A few movie ideas for Hollywood in no particular order.
1. PCP Panther.
2. Meth Gator.
3. Crack Crab.
4. Gas Station Boner Pill Hippo.
Want this just TED?
Looks like Joey Diaz lol
Dmt dolphin
Salvia stallion
Bayer Bear
Aka a koala
This is just any Seth Rogan movie
Ted 3?
Meth Monkey!
Mushroom Monkey gets my vote
Ted has already been done :p
In **Marijuana Bear**, a godless killing machine of the forest stalks stoners in the national park. But the stoners escape, and the hungry, murderous bear *eats all of their stash!*
Now, the formerly hyperviolent bear is a mellow fellow, and wacky hijinks ensue! Watch as the Marijuana Bear becomes a famous gamer, learns to make cheesy nachos and learns the joy of friendship! It’s a laugh-out-loud tale of redemption, hairy love, and 32 kilos of high grade skunkweed, ***coming to a theatre near you this summer!****
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*or, more likely, to home video and streaming services.
Isn’t this basically just Seth Rogan? xD
Nah the marijuana bear is Seth Rogan. Plot is taken….
45 minutes of a bear laughing at a computer then falling asleep
Facts ive been testing this on me for years….can confirm.
Have we all forgotten the Legendary Stoner Sloth?
https://youtu.be/hU9s-qY4qQ4
Enjoy!
Me irl
Wait they already made 2 Ted movies
This image will be an SNL skit as soon as one of the writers sees it.
There’s no way this is real 😂
I can’t believe nobody came up with bearijuana
Marijuana bear was a horrible movie… He slept through the whole thing!
If both movies and games has shown me anything…
Why be original when you can make a profit doing the same thing over and over? It’s like…we pay money for this…
And it works.
Harold and Kumar 4: