I recently did a play through of Hitman 1-3 and I love how often when there’s a death like this, the witnesses will be like “Oh no! Anyway….” And just move on.
Seriously, never trust a vynal railing. Especially if its cold out. They have metal rails in them, but 9½ times out of 10 its just cheap plastic brackets with the cheapest screws money can buy holding everything together.
I know you’re supposed to find ways to make the murder look like an accident, but i always just shoot them in the head from a hidden spot and then run for the exit lmao
This is what I always imagine will happen if I get close to a barrier
What game is this?
Terrible way to go
I like how the old man is like “oh no, my favorite barrier is broken”
Thanks hit man, I’ll never feel safe on edges like these anymore
That’s too detailed to be a coincidence
Excellent work, 47
That’s like the in game equivalent of “Oh no… Anyways.”
All the Security (including 47) are like “well shit”. That one dude radioing it in straight away is hilarious
And just like that, I’m playing this game again
the guy is about to fall and nobody reacts at all. lol
Considering how disinterested everyone else is rendered, the fall is pretty convincingly done.
That bodyguard in the background:.
‘Yep, it happened again…’
I recently did a play through of Hitman 1-3 and I love how often when there’s a death like this, the witnesses will be like “Oh no! Anyway….” And just move on.
Cool to see one of my greatest irrational fears come to life
The indifference of the other characters is hilarious.
Seriously, never trust a vynal railing. Especially if its cold out. They have metal rails in them, but 9½ times out of 10 its just cheap plastic brackets with the cheapest screws money can buy holding everything together.
Guy: Fucking dies
Other people: So anyways
Security Chief: “YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING HIM!!”
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Security Guard: “I *was* watching him. First, the railing fell. Then, he started to fall….. then he fell. I watched the whole thing.”
I know you’re supposed to find ways to make the murder look like an accident, but i always just shoot them in the head from a hidden spot and then run for the exit lmao
Body gaurds just standing there: “control, I lost sight of the target”
My favorite might be the one where you make a guy slip on a banana peel as he’s trying to escape by parachute.
To think it’ll take him at least 30 seconds to reach the ground.
Having 30 seconds to know you’re on your way to death is gnarly as shit.
Rather have a bullet to the head.
The guard on comms cracks me up. “Principal has left the building. Took an express route down, through the railing.”
“No, I meant what I said. Pack it in, boys. We should leave.”