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This is my comic about a fellow named Pervis. Thank you for reading it. Goodbye
My neck nearly breaks from the weight of the burger!
Would you like fries with that?
As someone who likes all food so has a hard time just picking something, this hits home. If there was a restaurant that would just serve me something at a fair price without asking me what I want, I’d eat there every day.
Random recommendation to try the croissantwiches at BK. It’s unfair how good they taste, IMHO
sir, this is a Wendy’s
This is why I love my local burrito place. I don’t even order anymore, I wave at the guy at the counter and take a seat outside. Burrito and a beer show up shortly after.
My 6 year old just read this. She doesn’t get the joke. You will, little one. You will.
I am glad I found this, I liked the one about Pervis eating healthy as well and couldn’t find it.
So envious of people who can just eat anything they’re given. I could never say yes to that offer unless they knew me super well. I’d end up with eggs or tomatoes or something disgusting
*proceeds to pick the most costly one*
YES my adult life has been characterized by decision fatigue. There have been so many times I’ve just wanted to drive through or walk into someplace and ask for food and just get good food. Giving me lots of choices is work.
My husband and I call that, ‘magicing up food’.
[Heavy is the head that wears the crown](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EBwaflYUYrM)
YOU!
You’re the one at the front of the line at Starbucks!
Imagine being this fucked up
Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I would love to see these as animated shorts, kinda like the Cyanide and Happiness shorts.
“Sir, this is . . . You know what, I’ll be damned if I’ll tell you.”
Choosing insurances, 401K paycheck contributions, filing taxes…
Sometimes it’s nice to have someone handle some decisions for you.
If I didn’t always get damn near the same thing… This could almost happen some days
My lactose intolerance just rumbled in my gut. We don’t realize how much we’ve just saturated everything with milk. Ranch? Dairy. Cheeseburger? Dairy. Nachos? Dairy. Salads, sandwiches, soups, pizza, cold and hot beverages, just add water/TV dinners, bread, yes, plain old bread, all pastries ever, etc. It’s really fucking hard to get a satisfying meal anywhere aside from Asian places and they don’t have drive thrus ðŸ˜
This hits home as someone who had ordering anxiety as a kid.
Never give up. Never surrender. Every night, is a day won. Strive forward, for I am rooting for you. You can do it OP and anyone who reads this, yes you.
I never thought about how bear was spelled in this instance, and it threw me off, so I had to look it up just to be sure.
Jesus Christ…
Indecision is paralysis.
I wanna give this guy a hug.
The burden of choice can be overwhelming sometimes, especially if I’ve had a stressful day at work. This comic is so true for me it’s a little sad (which also funny).
Choice paralysis is a helluva drug
My first job ever was at a five guys. One evening a guy comes in clearly exhausted. He slowly stumbles his way up to the counter and asks for a cheeseburger. So I say “what would you like on your cheeseburger sir”. He slowly lowered his head, rested it on his hand, and quietly said “oh fuck… I forgot about choices”. I truly felt for that man in that moment.
This is the zoomer equivalent of shitty boomer Facebook Memes.
I feel this in my soul
Somebody make a bone hurting juice of this shit.
This comic hits very close to home *cries in a corner*
This hit an unexpectedly strong emotional chord with me, so I might have a cry now, alone, on the couch, at midnight