It’s also not an original script at all. This joke has been made before, by many people. Nutshell animations even made it.
And if u think putting your child on the internet, with an unoriginal script, for absolutely anyone to see, is a good idea for you to get views, fuck you.
This got way too many upvotes imo. But each to their own
My 7 year old said this to me last week. Copied from some YouTube channel. She gave away the punchline because her brain isn’t wired that way yet. Still a clever joke.
Just watched a video of a kid cooking with his mom: he ate butter, sugar, brown sugar, flour, raw egg… and then I see this delightful child.. there really are a lot of ways to educate your children..
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>you can only hit one
There goes my plan
That’s adorable 😅
Legendary!!!
How sweet
This old young tiny adult child is adorable
r/antinatalism users: I WANT PUT HIM OUT OF HIS MISERY…
This little dude is not only just smart, but metal cute!
“That baby got a 730 credit rating right now as an infant.”
~~this kid is going places~~
Mammy just committed homicide
Sally Jessie Donahue
Kid reading from a script, parents pimping kid for likes
but, impressive that he can read and pay attention
Let kids be kids please.
That’s the youngest grandpa I have ever seen!
You cannot convince me that this isn’t a wee old Irish man.
/r/trolleyproblem
The accent is like cotton candy 🍭
Damn they made a Jerry MaGuire 2?
Very clearly scripted.
It’s also not an original script at all. This joke has been made before, by many people. Nutshell animations even made it.
And if u think putting your child on the internet, with an unoriginal script, for absolutely anyone to see, is a good idea for you to get views, fuck you.
This got way too many upvotes imo. But each to their own
Norm McDonald would have loved this joke
Damn Benjamin button getting old af.
Buy the wee lad a pint
A young Patton Oswalt there.
Mother laughing as if this isn’t her third attempt of having him read this from a script.
Toby Jones looking great for his age.
Love that little guy 🙂
The adorable little shit lol
Buy the gent a pint
The real answer to the Trolley Problem is to track down the asshole who keeps strapping people, etc., to the tracks and eliminate him.
My 7 year old said this to me last week. Copied from some YouTube channel. She gave away the punchline because her brain isn’t wired that way yet. Still a clever joke.
Get this kid his own talk show already.
That’s the news from Lake Woebegone, where all the women are strong, the men are good-looking, and the children are above average.
Simon Pegg childhood stand up footage
He looks like a young malcolm (from malcolm in the middle) if he put on a baby filter
You can’t fool me with those glasses, I know Jack Grealish when I see him.
Just watched a video of a kid cooking with his mom: he ate butter, sugar, brown sugar, flour, raw egg… and then I see this delightful child.. there really are a lot of ways to educate your children..
> Wh… Who… What would you hit?
Saved himself there!
This kid looks like an old man
How does every Irish human have good chat
Kid tells a dad joke wearing dad glasses and a dad smile. He’s 4 going on 45.
From the title, I thought she would say: “I’ll hit the baby because he doesn’t pay taxes”😂😂
That little boy is absolutely adorable
The kid be like: GOT YA!