I’m not a murderer, but I play one on TV, and if your planning your next murder make sure to us my new daggers. That’s Dafoe Daggers! Ask for them by name.
I remember having a conversation about guns with my brother. We are both somewhere in the middle probably but I was talking about how much damage someone could do with a knife if they really wanted to. I told him:
“I bet if I wanted to right now I could grab a knife and probably kill 20-30 people before the cops had me surrounded. Like just sneak around at night into people’s backyards, tape up their back window and smash it. You target the larger men in the home while they are asleep and the. finish off the women and kids and then move onto the next house.
I am pretty spry and light on my feet. I bet I could break into 10 homes before screams started filling the night and the cops showed up.”
Every time I read the word all I can think is “murder”! I’ve tried thinking of ice cream, bicycles, and puppies. But every time I see the word I can’t help but think “murder”!
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Willem dafuk?
I’m not a murderer, but I play one on TV, and if your planning your next murder make sure to us my new daggers. That’s Dafoe Daggers! Ask for them by name.
If you didn’t do it, you thought about it.
Poor Spiderman has to resort to violence
“I’m somewhat of a murderer myself…”
*insert some joke about him being a “foe” here*
Who hasn’t?
And if they say they haven’t, ask yourself, ” why are they lying?”
You know, I’m something of a *psychopath* myself
Everyone has thought about murder and suicide, let’s not pretend like we haven’t. We hopefully just don’t do it.
I’m something of a sociopath myself
If I had Harry Potter’s cloak of invisibility, I would be in the senate right now committing a whole lot of mayhem……
Another Reddit story suggests he’s carrying one hell of a weapon between those legs of his.
“Confusingly large”
I’m something of a Dafoe myself
r/raimimemes
I thought about murdering myself many times
When I lay in bed at night and think about all the people I didn’t bludgeon to death and regret it
I’m someone of a Willem Dafoe myself
it’s certainly tempting enough
I remember having a conversation about guns with my brother. We are both somewhere in the middle probably but I was talking about how much damage someone could do with a knife if they really wanted to. I told him:
“I bet if I wanted to right now I could grab a knife and probably kill 20-30 people before the cops had me surrounded. Like just sneak around at night into people’s backyards, tape up their back window and smash it. You target the larger men in the home while they are asleep and the. finish off the women and kids and then move onto the next house.
I am pretty spry and light on my feet. I bet I could break into 10 homes before screams started filling the night and the cops showed up.”
Why are there bot accounts posting about murdering the senate?
I do not condone murder, but with some people, I mean, I get it.
I miss 2017
Every time I read the word all I can think is “murder”! I’ve tried thinking of ice cream, bicycles, and puppies. But every time I see the word I can’t help but think “murder”!
“You know, I’m something of an intrusive thoughts sufferer myself.”
Pre marinated burger