When you gotta get that bootyhole cleaned, freshened and Simonized. Got get that glass coat over that ass, so it can shine brighter than the sun onstage.
I just have to wonder who he slept with that he thinks this is the best way to get clean. First day out of prison? Last night’s hookup calls about an STD?
I’m imagining this is some homeless dude who needed a shower and just jumped on someone else’s car while they look through the window frozen in horror.
What did I just see
Just why ???
Wow. Just wow.
Deep cleansing
What the actual fuck?
Spanking machine turned up to eleven
How do I unsee?
I’d skip the hot wax though
Gotta get all the nooks and crannies
When you gotta get that bootyhole cleaned, freshened and Simonized. Got get that glass coat over that ass, so it can shine brighter than the sun onstage.
This has gotta be somewhere like Whanganui.
I wonder what the other guy would have to do if he lost the bet.
Sometimes the bidet just isn’t enough.
One more thing to add to the bucket list
.. ouch?
Molly.
This needs sound!
This does giving meaning to the all-in-one shampoo
Well, how would you wash someone off of the hood of your car? With a garden hose?
Someone lost a bet…
Maybe has a bunch of dingle berries?
When you feel like the bidet is still just not getting the job done
I just have to wonder who he slept with that he thinks this is the best way to get clean. First day out of prison? Last night’s hookup calls about an STD?
He Definitely lost a bet
When you are really into bdsm but also extremely frugal
Thanks, I need some AIR after that.
It’s something unpredictable….
Going for a full waxing, obv
I’m imagining this is some homeless dude who needed a shower and just jumped on someone else’s car while they look through the window frozen in horror.
The dominatrix was not seeing clients that day.
Well, that’s one way to get your ass wiped!
There’s a 50/50 chance this will be a scene in the next JackAss..
Well, that definitely wasn’t how I expected that to go
He doesn’t want his hood ornament to get damaged
I thought it was the Greasy Strangler!
Just doing his bit to keep NZ covid cases down!
Haha, someone put the pic on carjam: https://www.carjam.co.nz/car/?plate=hhb764