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Technically the second guy got the better deal…
she would say ” blubblubblub”
Phillip J. Fry approves
Butter face
It’s not half as bad as he thinks it is. Bottom half isn’t *that* bad, when you really think about it.
Just close your eyes smfh
i mean who really has the losing end here?
I’ll buy that for a dollar.
I mean….
He got the better end of that deal tbh… she caked up too gah dayum
At least gets some p**sy
works for me.
Rehash of the cat’s joke from Red Dwarf – Better than life. Mermaids name was [Miranda](https://reddwarf.fandom.com/wiki/Miranda_(Better_Than_Life))
Holly – Somehow I’d imagined she would be a girl on the top and a fish on the bottom.
Cat – No! That’s the stupid way round!
https://youtu.be/UDhCgAoggX8?si=hMTZOh0e1IJgbEiu
Fish cakes
Personally, I’d take the half with the vagina.
[There’s a song about this.](https://youtu.be/UDhCgAoggX8?si=8GKB9eh_-ktN4c9i)
imho …. never mind
U’d think he’s disappointed, but hes just checkin that mer-pussy out
Boomer comic
The sister has the more user-friendly half though
2 options is better than 1… sorry I’ll see my out.
*sigh* unzips
Doesn’t matter, had sex.
“Yes her hair was green as seaweed
Her skin was blue and pale
Her legs they are a work of art
I loved that girl with all my heart
And I don’t give a damn about the upper part
’cause that’s how I get my tail”
He must be a tits kind of guy, I know I would be fine with the second deal.
Arguably the better half
A pussy is a pussy.
The first guy is only interested in getting some tail
What’s the problem? The best parts seem to be there for the taking
As far as sex goes.. he’s got the better half.. but not as far as anything else in a relationship, lol
I don’t see an issue here
Dude pound that tuna.
I would take that deal any day.
Isn’t that what you would want?
She wasn’t lying: that’s the better half.
To be fair…
Some might say she does have the better half…..
Some WOULD say he got the better half.
I thought this was going to be the joke about Jim and Claudia Schiffer. You know:
There’s a guy who ends up on a desert island with Claudia Schiffer, after a plane crash. There’s just the two of them, sitting on the sand. After a few days of this, she moves closer to him. ‘Do you wish to shag me, Dermot?’ she says. ‘Jesus, Claudia,’ he says. ‘Like – are you sure?’ ‘Yes,’ she says. ‘We will be here for quite some time, I think. And the days are quite long – yes?’ So, they start shagging. All day. And Claudia falls hopelessly in love with him.
This goes on for months until one day, Dermot stands up and moves down the beach a bit and sits by himself. Claudia gets up and follows him. ‘Dermot?” she says. ‘Is something the matter?’ ‘Ah, sure,’ he says. ‘I’m just a bit down in the dumps.’ ‘Is there something I can do to help?’ she asks him. ‘Well,’ he says. ‘This might sound mad. But would you mind if I called you Jim?’ She looks at him, then says, ‘Alright. I will permit this.’ ‘Great,’ he says. ‘Brilliant, thanks.’ He’s holding a piece of charcoal that he found on the beach. He shows it to Claudia and he says, ‘And, like – would you mind if I drew a moustache on you?’ And she looks at him again, and says, ‘Alright, Dermot. This, too, I will permit.’ ‘Ah, great – thanks.’ He draws a rough moustache on her, then stands back. Then he grabs her shoulders, shakes her, and says, ‘Jim! JIM! You won’t believe who I’ve been shagging!’
We’re all thinking it