Big brother: you will suffer less this month for your exemplary cooperation. Keep it this way and I might consider increasing your bread rations by 5%.
Citizen: Does your safety bicycle have an enclosed chain? The correct handlebars? Your licence plate secured and clearly displayed behind the seat? This pathway is restricted to regulation bikes *only*.
Now let a cycle ride
Big brother: you will suffer less this month for your exemplary cooperation. Keep it this way and I might consider increasing your bread rations by 5%.
Where’s the cycle to put on his head?
What’s up with that warning sign?
Citizen: Does your safety bicycle have an enclosed chain? The correct handlebars? Your licence plate secured and clearly displayed behind the seat? This pathway is restricted to regulation bikes *only*.
The rule precisely says to not do that
He looks like a fish who has a giraffe for a pet
Walk like this.
Nice gate gait.
Not doing as the sign says..
He clearly still has feet and his head is obviously attached to his body, not floating above, as per regulations.
Sigh. It is a prohibition sign.
Dad jokes
Bicycle on head
Nice body
This is Spain. They all walk like that.
How do I know? Geoguessr.
No bike no life
Man think he hood irony