You’re gonna stand there, ownin’ a fireworks stand, and tell me you don’t have no whistlin’ bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don’ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin’ kitty chaser?
Let’s see how many stereotypes we can find… Mullet, bandana in the hair, wife-beater tank, shirt with pic of a guy in a suit riding a dinosaur in front of the American Flag (not sure where that fits in), beer belly straining to be held in, too tight cut off jeans with pocket hanging out.
Muggle mullet
Every 80s hair metal band collapsed inward and collided with each other.
Merlin and the lot lizard had a baby
I have neighbors like this.
This is really mellow for a wand battle.
Voldemort wouldn’t stand a chance with him and his buddies defending hogwarts with their freedom pews.
Motherfucker be Slytherin into his sister.
Dag on aspellyamus, talm bout vadica davra, man.
Lmao imobulous man
If Florida had a Hogwarts.
Wingardium Methiosa!
I like this A LOT
Talks like Boomhauer.
You’re gonna stand there, ownin’ a fireworks stand, and tell me you don’t have no whistlin’ bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don’ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin’ kitty chaser?
Custom cut on those pants.
He’s channeling Boomhauer.
Dang ol Merican pride an magic lites yeehaww
Boomhower and the Back Alley of Secrets.
Boomhauer!
On the other end of the spectrum, …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-2ZxldMO-M
This isn’t Harry Potter, it’s Boomhauer dressed as Joe Dirt.
Let’s see how many stereotypes we can find… Mullet, bandana in the hair, wife-beater tank, shirt with pic of a guy in a suit riding a dinosaur in front of the American Flag (not sure where that fits in), beer belly straining to be held in, too tight cut off jeans with pocket hanging out.
Just, wow!
The camera man is trying really hard to cut off the end of that wand
Okay but why do i love this so much
I always wondered why boomhauer sounded like that
I love how Dale Earnhardt is now a spell.
“Dale Earnhardt man” lmaoo wtf