“They have taken the storefronts and the malls. The ground shakes…sleigh bells. Sleigh bells in the distance. The man in red moves in the dark. We cannot escape. They are coming.”
“They have taken the Bridge and Decked the Halls. We have barred the gates, but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes… Carey. Carey in the deep. We cannot get out. A song sings in the dark… We cannot get out… Santa is coming.”
You fool! They’re already here. The Banshee is unfrozen, she awaits the sound of the musical bells and she shall herald in the doom!
Flee now and don’t look back. Do not give in to the enticement of the sacrificial bird of the season. Adorned with side dishes, supple fruits and tempting desserts. Eat not what is offered for the Carey shall sing the song of dread.
The fat man in red sits and awaits your misdeeds, for he watches you day and night. His eyes are closed but he watches. He always sees you.
“He sees when you are sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. He know if you’ve been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake.” We sung this song with joy but it was a warning.
the wife already started pumping Christmas tunes this morning. The end is near.
That crowd photo makes me Claus-trophobic.
YUDE TIDE
I hate Christmas so much
_Mariah Carey’s bank account welcomes this news_
Poor Thanksgiving
They have been playing Christmas music in our mall for the last month.
The million santa March.
GET TO THE CHOPPA
They are cumming
More likely Mariah Carey is defrosting.
The courts won’t allow it.
There’s too many Clauses
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
It’s not quite almost Christmas time.
“They have taken the storefronts and the malls. The ground shakes…sleigh bells. Sleigh bells in the distance. The man in red moves in the dark. We cannot escape. They are coming.”
The Ho Ho Horde is coming!
I can see Mariah Carrey
Hide yo kids!
I love Christmas more than anyone but hate how people celebrate it before December 1st at least
HASHIRE SORI YO
KAZE NO YOU NI
*Rumbling theme starts*
Milkshake?
THE SANTA RITUAL HAS BEGUN
Don’t be too hard on Santa, he only comes once a year.
What is the term used for a group of Santa’s
“They have taken the Bridge and Decked the Halls. We have barred the gates, but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes… Carey. Carey in the deep. We cannot get out. A song sings in the dark… We cannot get out… Santa is coming.”
You fool! They’re already here. The Banshee is unfrozen, she awaits the sound of the musical bells and she shall herald in the doom!
Flee now and don’t look back. Do not give in to the enticement of the sacrificial bird of the season. Adorned with side dishes, supple fruits and tempting desserts. Eat not what is offered for the Carey shall sing the song of dread.
The fat man in red sits and awaits your misdeeds, for he watches you day and night. His eyes are closed but he watches. He always sees you.
“He sees when you are sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. He know if you’ve been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake.” We sung this song with joy but it was a warning.
Hoof steps on the roof… Santa is here.
Dear Lord the Times Square Santas are taking over