When was this made? Because there has been some debate that the first use of the word “mullet” came from an issue of the Beastie Boys magazine “Grande Royal” in the mid to late 90s. This would be a major find if it’s as old as it looks.
When I was a kid, we travelled from Canada down through New England with our camper. Somewhere in Vermont or New Hampshire my mom decided I needed a haircut. We were in this little campground outside a small town that had just the one barber shop. We go in, dad tells the barber to give me a trim, just a little off the back and over the ears. I ended up with a military buzz cut, he was done in about 1 minute. It was only after we left that dad noticed that every man in town had the same haircut.
Just remember, if you’re in a strange town with only two barbers, and one has a bad haircut, and the other a good one. Get your hair cut at the guy with the bad haircut.
As a barber I think this is fucking hilarious. Trends change, but there is always basically 2 different templates for haircuts (fade or no fade) and different variations of length on top. Of course we know how to do all the haircuts but ironically everybody asks for the same thing.
When was this made? Because there has been some debate that the first use of the word “mullet” came from an issue of the Beastie Boys magazine “Grande Royal” in the mid to late 90s. This would be a major find if it’s as old as it looks.
His whole deadpan at the end is amazing
Someone’s read the Barney Thompson books, great film with Robert Carlyle
What’s this dialect?
He’s not saying he’s going to hurt anyone. He’s just saying they won’t complain…because of the implication.
Best barber ever
“But Elvis Costello doesn’t have his hair cut like this”
“He does if he gets his hair cut here”
But Lionel Blair doesn’t have his hair cut like that!
He does if he comes in here.
“They’re not going to lie to their barber, are they? A man who’s got a pair of scissors in his hand, that could slip at any moment”
Ha, ha!
The threat at the end
Ahh, nothing like getting a haircut from a man with no hair.
What is the real recording like?
Ron Swanson’s barber
My dad used to cut our hair when we were young. The choice he gave us was “crew cut or butch.”
Look like a voice over
Barber said “do you want your hair cut around the back?” I said “nay thanks, I’ll have it done in the chair, same as usual”
No, it’s not immoral. And if anyone says it is, I stab em in the head with these wee scissors. Then it is moral.
I’m a barber…. I got scissors….They could say they don’t like it, but they won’t, because of the implication.
Take yer wee mic and yer wee camera and get the fuck outa my wee shop wouldya then?
This should be in /r/wtf
They wont fuck with “A man with a pair of scissors that would slip in a moment”… very well said.
Guy walks into a barbershop and ask
“How much for a haircut?”
15$ replies the barber.
“How much for a shave?”
6$ the barber says.
Well shave it all off! He exclaims.
lol I leaned back at the very end, he’s a wee bit scary!
Definitely Stephen Buchanan. He’s great. Check his WH Smith bit on his insta.
Today I found out Scotland has its own BBC
You want the Roger Staubach, or the rookie Roger Staubach
Haha, that last comment
When I was a kid, we travelled from Canada down through New England with our camper. Somewhere in Vermont or New Hampshire my mom decided I needed a haircut. We were in this little campground outside a small town that had just the one barber shop. We go in, dad tells the barber to give me a trim, just a little off the back and over the ears. I ended up with a military buzz cut, he was done in about 1 minute. It was only after we left that dad noticed that every man in town had the same haircut.
Sad it’s a voice over. Still love the Scottish accent though xD
Just remember, if you’re in a strange town with only two barbers, and one has a bad haircut, and the other a good one. Get your hair cut at the guy with the bad haircut.
As a barber I think this is fucking hilarious. Trends change, but there is always basically 2 different templates for haircuts (fade or no fade) and different variations of length on top. Of course we know how to do all the haircuts but ironically everybody asks for the same thing.
Set in mah wee charr and puht on mah wee bebb
Jesus where is this guy now. I just want short back and sides and make the top look good. Why is that so damn hard to explain.
That’s perfect!