I needed to use the women’s bathroom at a Conoco gas station and some ladies hover then dribble all over the toilet seat too. 🤦🏻♀️ They don’t wanna touch the toilet seat, but they won’t wanna clean it up either. This is why I bring my own disposable toilet seat covers.
A few years back I noticed someone at the office left a booger on the wall next to a urinal. So someone was taking a leak and picked their nose with their free hand, then wiped a booger on the wall like a fucking 3 year old!
Of course i mentioned it to all of my co-workers, then
watched in horror as the booger wall grew in size through the week. It’s growth was accelerated now though, as if the perpetrator was adding multiple boogers to the wall per bathroom visit like that was their sole purpose for going to the bathroom to begin with.
I started to suspect it was one of my co-workers and by me acknowledging their dirty work, they got some kind of weird pride in it. So i decided i would no longer speak on the ever growing snot covered tiles and wait for the likely culprit to bring it up again.
Just as I was making some ground on this case, we all went into Covid quarantine and I’ve been working from home ever since.
But I know that sick fuck is still out there.
I would go to the bathroom and the urinal has been broke for months in the mens bathrooms. The only option is the toilet. I went in and someone was in there and I waited for them to come out. I didn’t hear a flush, I walked in Piss everywhere and didn’t flush. Coworker also doesn’t even wash his hands. I went and told him to clean after him self in front of other co workers. Seems to have solved that issue that has been ongoing for months.
Pretty sure embarrassing someone over this is against HR’s policy but like you could easily fire someone for it. Don’t be something someone would want to flush.
Fun and games until the toilet seat piss monster retaliates, after being embarrassed, with an upper decker… No embarrassment anymore, now you gotta watch out not to embarrass them again…
Would anyone else have the overwhelming urge to piss all over that sign? I know I would. Not because I’m the piss monster but because fuck this passive aggressive bullshit. Although it’d be the janitor who would have to deal with it. Ahh, never-mind. I’d just tear it down I guess.
Such posters also need a quick Physics lesson on adhesion and surface tension.
The number of people who piss on the seats at my work and then only wipe down the top surface is disturbing. They clearly don’t realise that their piss can also cling to the underside of the seat and then transfer onto the next unfortunate person if a part of them brushes against the edge of the seat.
I always used to have to lift the seat to check before sitting down. Not an issue any longer as I’ve been working at home since COVID started and continue to do so.
I need this sign for work. I finally asked my boss for permission to hang signs because grown ass women don’t know how to use the bathroom. She said no😡
I know a sign won’t get them to change much, but I just want them to know that the rest of us think they’re filthy assholes.
You can’t refill the coffee after lunchtime. You ain’t finding shit and if you were trying, your methods would probably be subject to lawsuit. Not that I’m pissing there but I will piss on your empty threats.
I believe the above. When I worked at walmart I peaked in the men’s bathroom to see what it was like wondering if it was as bad as the boys high school bathroom, and yep it was so nasty, urine and feces on the lids, floaters in the toilet and pubic hair in the urinals. It was nasty, us women don’t pee and crap on the women’s toilet lids, leave floaters, or leave our pubes laying around. And I still don’t understand why there was pubes all in the urinal? Do men’s pubes fall out when they pee? I really don’t get it.
In high school it was the same, me and my friend Becca had heard how disgusting the boys bathroom was, so we peaked in one day after detention. There was pee all over the lid, feces on the lid, floaters in the toilet, and possibly the grossest thing was my friend Becca ended with poop all over her hand from touching the inside of the stall door where someone had smeared a turd on it. It was so gross!
When I worked in Denmark they were so serious about using the toilet brush after shitting that they put up a Samuel L Jackson meme from Pulp Fiction that said “Toilet Brush, Motherfucker! Did you use it??!!”.
I worked at a biotech company where, a few mornings each week, some anonymous dude — I called him the “Rogue Pooper”— would drop the world’s largest shits and refuse to flush them. Not largest shots by total mass, but largest as a single turd— it was always a foot long and thick as a baseball bat. It would have been impressive if it weren’t so gross. The amazing part was this psycho only ever used a single square of toilet paper, but never whiped with it. It was always clean and floating in the bowl, like parsley for a turd bowl. I got super pissed and tried to catch him but I started near the end of the pandemic so there were too many new faces for me to figure it out. I was also told it would be poorly received if I started stalking who went into the bathroom, which is fair. I’ve since moved on but I still wonder about the motive and execution.
You gotta love that guy who comes in Monday morning (after eating bad stuff all weekend) and sits down on the toilet by bending forward and projectile shitting all over the back of the toilet seat.
Shame is an effective tool.
I wonder how sick these people will go and find out who it is and then the embarrassment afterwards.
You think the rug-pissers did this?
Piss Monster was my favorite band in middle school.
I’d take a sharpie to that and write *YES*
They’re on to you OP
I needed to use the women’s bathroom at a Conoco gas station and some ladies hover then dribble all over the toilet seat too. 🤦🏻♀️ They don’t wanna touch the toilet seat, but they won’t wanna clean it up either. This is why I bring my own disposable toilet seat covers.
More aggressive than the standard “If you sprinkle when you tinkle be a sweetie, wipe the seaty!”
A few years back I noticed someone at the office left a booger on the wall next to a urinal. So someone was taking a leak and picked their nose with their free hand, then wiped a booger on the wall like a fucking 3 year old!
Of course i mentioned it to all of my co-workers, then
watched in horror as the booger wall grew in size through the week. It’s growth was accelerated now though, as if the perpetrator was adding multiple boogers to the wall per bathroom visit like that was their sole purpose for going to the bathroom to begin with.
I started to suspect it was one of my co-workers and by me acknowledging their dirty work, they got some kind of weird pride in it. So i decided i would no longer speak on the ever growing snot covered tiles and wait for the likely culprit to bring it up again.
Just as I was making some ground on this case, we all went into Covid quarantine and I’ve been working from home ever since.
But I know that sick fuck is still out there.
People are fucking gross.
Just printed this off to hang in my sons bathroom! Hope it helps, LOL.
If you had a clue who I was you would have confronted me directly already.
Now you get double the piss as punishment.
“Our number one priority is your number one safety.”
Tomorrow’s sign, “Cameras in use”.
I would go to the bathroom and the urinal has been broke for months in the mens bathrooms. The only option is the toilet. I went in and someone was in there and I waited for them to come out. I didn’t hear a flush, I walked in Piss everywhere and didn’t flush. Coworker also doesn’t even wash his hands. I went and told him to clean after him self in front of other co workers. Seems to have solved that issue that has been ongoing for months.
Master shake has fallen in hard times.
I’m hanging this in my own bathrooms. You’re on notice, kids.
I’m gonna embarrass you Barry
Hello harassment
Pretty sure embarrassing someone over this is against HR’s policy but like you could easily fire someone for it. Don’t be something someone would want to flush.
Is it my job to find the monster every time a toilet seat is… micturated upon in this fair city?
Fun and games until the toilet seat piss monster retaliates, after being embarrassed, with an upper decker… No embarrassment anymore, now you gotta watch out not to embarrass them again…
Would anyone else have the overwhelming urge to piss all over that sign? I know I would. Not because I’m the piss monster but because fuck this passive aggressive bullshit. Although it’d be the janitor who would have to deal with it. Ahh, never-mind. I’d just tear it down I guess.
Such posters also need a quick Physics lesson on adhesion and surface tension.
The number of people who piss on the seats at my work and then only wipe down the top surface is disturbing. They clearly don’t realise that their piss can also cling to the underside of the seat and then transfer onto the next unfortunate person if a part of them brushes against the edge of the seat.
I always used to have to lift the seat to check before sitting down. Not an issue any longer as I’ve been working at home since COVID started and continue to do so.
I need this sign for work. I finally asked my boss for permission to hang signs because grown ass women don’t know how to use the bathroom. She said no😡
I know a sign won’t get them to change much, but I just want them to know that the rest of us think they’re filthy assholes.
You can’t refill the coffee after lunchtime. You ain’t finding shit and if you were trying, your methods would probably be subject to lawsuit. Not that I’m pissing there but I will piss on your empty threats.
I believe the above. When I worked at walmart I peaked in the men’s bathroom to see what it was like wondering if it was as bad as the boys high school bathroom, and yep it was so nasty, urine and feces on the lids, floaters in the toilet and pubic hair in the urinals. It was nasty, us women don’t pee and crap on the women’s toilet lids, leave floaters, or leave our pubes laying around. And I still don’t understand why there was pubes all in the urinal? Do men’s pubes fall out when they pee? I really don’t get it.
In high school it was the same, me and my friend Becca had heard how disgusting the boys bathroom was, so we peaked in one day after detention. There was pee all over the lid, feces on the lid, floaters in the toilet, and possibly the grossest thing was my friend Becca ended with poop all over her hand from touching the inside of the stall door where someone had smeared a turd on it. It was so gross!
Somebody gonna pee on that sign.
When I worked in Denmark they were so serious about using the toilet brush after shitting that they put up a Samuel L Jackson meme from Pulp Fiction that said “Toilet Brush, Motherfucker! Did you use it??!!”.
So if I just pee on the floor it’s cool?
Better yet we will call your mom and grandma 😈😈😈
I do believe I would piss all over that sign.
No urinals?
Gentleman, hear me my brothers. It is the Men’s bathroom, we can just leave the seats up all the time.
“And this toilet brush? Goin’ right up your ass!”
I worked at a biotech company where, a few mornings each week, some anonymous dude — I called him the “Rogue Pooper”— would drop the world’s largest shits and refuse to flush them. Not largest shots by total mass, but largest as a single turd— it was always a foot long and thick as a baseball bat. It would have been impressive if it weren’t so gross. The amazing part was this psycho only ever used a single square of toilet paper, but never whiped with it. It was always clean and floating in the bowl, like parsley for a turd bowl. I got super pissed and tried to catch him but I started near the end of the pandemic so there were too many new faces for me to figure it out. I was also told it would be poorly received if I started stalking who went into the bathroom, which is fair. I’ve since moved on but I still wonder about the motive and execution.
“WE WILL FIND YOU AND EMBARASS YOU”
You won’t embarrass me!
Errr, I mean them.
Them won’t embarrass me!
There’s this asshole at work that puts his buggers on the stall walls. I’d love to find and embarrass him
Those “look who’s talking” movies scarred me as a kid.. Just had a flashback man 🤣
You gotta love that guy who comes in Monday morning (after eating bad stuff all weekend) and sits down on the toilet by bending forward and projectile shitting all over the back of the toilet seat.
How are they gonna find me?!
If you sprinkle when you tinkle. Be a neaty and wipe the seaty.