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Telling republicans, yes you do come from my dna.
“You see, there are takers and there are leavers…”
“pull that up, Jamie!”
Welcome to my TED talk
“And *that* ladies and gentlemen, is why we should all strive to be more like monke”
“Consider this, my primate cousins.”
“When posting ‘familiar content’, it is best to time travel to the past, where the content is fresh, than to the future, where it is a documented and exhausted meme.” ~ Harambe
“So that night I was so drunk and…”
He is, but we don’t listen
The wise elder prisoner explains to the children the perils of the path they are on.
“…so that’s why I use an underhand grip to rip genitalia off. Any questions?”
So I said to Colin from HR. That if I’m upset, then I’m upset. It wasn’t like I was throwing excrement at him!
you see bananas are quite weird but they taste good when eaten without the peel
> Anyone? Something-d-o-o economics.
“So this is how we OOGA BOOGA…”
So I says to Maybell, I says…
“With gorilla gone, will there be hope for man?”
Our ancestors
“It is said that the ‘Harambe Principle’ makes reference to the theory that the death of the silverback gorilla caused a shift in our reality of which resulted in the world we live in today and to this exact moment. A popular meme or perhaps a notion of truth?”
“And that’s how you all fucked up the planet and screwed us all”
Dicks out for Harambe
“We all know what happened to Harambe. He was the best of us, the light in our souls. What I ask you now is to carry forward his legacy in every action, every thought, to make the world a better place.”
“Apes together strong!”
Teacher Seeks Pupil.
Must have an earnest desire to save the world.
Apply in person.
It was just a three-line ad in the personals section, but it launched the adventure of a lifetime.
“A long time ago, in a forest far far away…”
Dr.Banjo?
“Ok so basically I am monky”
” so that’s how you escape capitalism. You just live out there in the forests and hunt your food. It’s that simple. “
“And that’s when I determined that it was the right time to fling poop at him.”
According to [here](https://www.insideedition.com/24158-wise-gorilla-goes-viral-after-it-is-photographed-lecturing-to-a-crowd-of-zoo-visitors):
> By Johanna Li
Updated: 10:21 AM PDT, June 27, 2017
First Published: 5:00 PM PDT, June 26, 2017
> Yet another gorilla is becoming an internet sensation after the primate was photographed giving what appears to be a lecture to a bunch of bystanders.
> Kelly, a 30-year-old male western lowland gorilla, was actually catching a treat keepers tossed when the picture was taken, a spokesperson with the Los Angeles Zoo Association told InsideEdition.com.
> “Kelly is a funny boy – big and impressive,” zookeeper Nancy Bunn said. “He acts stand-offish at first, then warms up to a crowd. If there is food involved, he becomes a real ham for the keeper.”
> The photo was published as a promotional image for a summer event at the Los Angeles Zoo, but the ape quickly garnered the nickname, “TED Talk Gorilla.”
What are you saying? That’s Gorilla Grodd taking “Thermodynamics 101”.
“And that is how you Peel…….a Banana”
(Standing Ovation Ensues)
“Look, I’m gonna do my best, but that motherfucking lizard is radioactive.”
“And then I took that personally…”
“We sleep when we want, eat when we want, f when we want” … “We don’t have 9-5s, no bureaucracy, we don’t have taxes, our governance is pretty simple, disturbing the peace, you get a dirt nap.” … “We don’t need cars, there is no place, in particular, we were trying to get to. We make our homes wherever we go, and we do it together as a community, if you don’t like it you’re free to leave and make your own community.” … “Wake up, you’ve over-complicated your lives, and you’re killing yourself in the process, and for what? What use is the plastic and paper you toss around and say it has value, I see no value there. I know this is a lot to take in, so have a banana.”
Just because you don’t understand what he’s saying….