I had a date once where a girl reached into her purse to pull out something and out with it came a pair of lace panties, which flung out onto the table. As she’s hastily stuffing this dark red thong back into her purse she’s saying over and over “it’s not mine, it’s not mine, it’s not mine!!!”
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I was cracking up and asked her “why do you have someone else’s thong in your purse” and she goes “well, they are mine, I just panicked and didn’t want you to think I was commando right now!”.
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She ended up being kind of pathological liar I found out later, but it was a great story for a first date.
At the end when he asks “what was that?” and she said “so I said… (dramatic pause while she stifles laughter)… ” I was expecting “the eyes have it!” or “I only have eyes for you”
I watch videos without sound and try to interpret what is going on. In this one, I’m pretty sure a homeless man stole her crack and replaced it with googly eyes and she lost her mind.
You are a joy, the story was hilarious, and if that had happened on a date, I probably would have been more likely to call back …even if it was just to find out what the story behind the googly eyes was lol
Well to each their own. I think I would be more curious than anything else
She seems fun.
I would want a second date after that.
You are NOT going to die alone. 100%
Guess you had to be there.
That second date just writes itself. Googly eyes about town!
i think you had to be there
The guy is missing out for sure. She’s delightful.
Damn, his loss. I’d be all, “Gimme some of those” and start doing funny shit with them.
*”Oh No! My Googly Eyes,… it’s too soon for you to learn about the* ***googly eyes!****”*
That right there is what seals the deal… Keeper.
I’m sure it was more funny then but …. I don’t think it’s the most hilarious story.
all these mf’s in the comments shooting their shot rn
This was not particularly funny.
I guess you had to be there?
Sat through that entire video waiting for something to be funny. Guess you had to be there….?
wow that was a 20 second story stretched to 1:36.
I had a date once where a girl reached into her purse to pull out something and out with it came a pair of lace panties, which flung out onto the table. As she’s hastily stuffing this dark red thong back into her purse she’s saying over and over “it’s not mine, it’s not mine, it’s not mine!!!”
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I was cracking up and asked her “why do you have someone else’s thong in your purse” and she goes “well, they are mine, I just panicked and didn’t want you to think I was commando right now!”.
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She ended up being kind of pathological liar I found out later, but it was a great story for a first date.
At the end when he asks “what was that?” and she said “so I said… (dramatic pause while she stifles laughter)… ” I was expecting “the eyes have it!” or “I only have eyes for you”
Eye am slightly disappointed
Bet it’s really not a long story..
I see you have an eye for good food.
I watch videos without sound and try to interpret what is going on. In this one, I’m pretty sure a homeless man stole her crack and replaced it with googly eyes and she lost her mind.
Reddit: I hate tiktok
Also Reddit: constantly consumes and enjoys content from tiktok
This is a Seinfeld date.
“what was that”
“i’m trying to watch what i eat.”
My husband always keeps googly eyes with him at all times in case of emergency. You will not die alone, you just need to find your people.
Love this… thank you for sharing it with us all!
It became see food.
He is missing out! You radiate happiness
As a guy, I would at least want to know more about the googly eyes. It’s either just my type of humor, or I’d think you’re batshit crazy.
I swear if I ever have a date and she has googly eyes on her I’m calling her the next F-ing day
You are a joy, the story was hilarious, and if that had happened on a date, I probably would have been more likely to call back …even if it was just to find out what the story behind the googly eyes was lol