Guys have only 1 option and opinion when talking about the vagina from whom they hooked up with. “It was TIGHT!”. Saying anything else…the implications.
You’re probably my favorite comedian I’ve ever seen pop up on Reddit. Everytime I’ve seen one of your clips I’ve loved it lol. Don’t love this particular sketch but they won’t always hit for everyone.
I lived in a fraternity for 4 years and never had, nor been a part of, a hookup recap among guys; but I’ve been a part of several (fairly graphic) hookup recaps with women, and I think their idea of “locker room talk” *might* stem from what they talk about with each other in these recaps.
Not saying it never happens among some guys, but to act as though women don’t do the exact thing they claim to oppose is rather silly – the comedian’s approach to this was pretty funny!
It is pretty funny how men were overall shamed and called shitty for the concept of locker room talk (which it is very rare any guy would put forward any details beyond “yeah it was hot bro”) and yet there’s no care that women are just exposing their sex lives and men freely without any consequences
I was once accidentally included on a group chat for some women I worked with and the short scroll-back I did before I was removed was *SHOCKING*.
Fortunately, there was nothing bad about me, but there were “rate this dick pic” posts and an invitation to group-share someone’s screen and help them swipe guys on tinder.
In college I used to hook up with this girl who was super cool but every time we’d do the deed it would smell terrible in the room. I couldn’t figure it out but attributed it to the inner workings of her vajeen and stopped messing around with her but it never smelled during any other sex act. I only found out years later that certain condom brands would produce this smell during intercourse, but ya know what I didn’t do….. I didn’t tell all my homeboys about the smell because I was like “man I don’t want people to know this super cool cute girl as the girl with the smelly puss” so I kept that shit to myself
Girls, do the boys a solid, if his hog is lacking just be like “yeah it was alright” and move on. Don’t ruin this man’s career over some C+ pee pee
I’ve spent half of my life working with nurses. Now I’ve heard guys say some graphic and inappropriate things about hook ups when I was younger. But they have absolutely nothing on some of these women.
It’s not just the descriptions and actual pictures of dicks. Or the details I hear about specifically what the guys do during sex. There’s just a level of vindictiveness I haven’t heard from men before at least in my personal experience.
Lol – accurate!
Guys have only 1 option and opinion when talking about the vagina from whom they hooked up with. “It was TIGHT!”. Saying anything else…the implications.
We should learn to play golf!
I like his farmer clip, decent comedy!
You’re probably my favorite comedian I’ve ever seen pop up on Reddit. Everytime I’ve seen one of your clips I’ve loved it lol. Don’t love this particular sketch but they won’t always hit for everyone.
Keep it up bro.
He looks like Xander from Buffy the vampire slayer if it took place now.
Detailed oriented story telling quip top tier
What’s with the mass downvoting going on here? His ex GF stalking this thread?
Question for the ladies – does this actually happen, or is this just a funny bit?
Guys: “You hit it?”
“Yeah”
“Nice”
Girls: “In this essay I will detail the night…”
This might be funny if you were drinking I suppose.
Yeah, guys just don’t talk with each other about our sexual experiences, other than, maybe, “Did ya?” … “What do YOU think?”
I lived in a fraternity for 4 years and never had, nor been a part of, a hookup recap among guys; but I’ve been a part of several (fairly graphic) hookup recaps with women, and I think their idea of “locker room talk” *might* stem from what they talk about with each other in these recaps.
Not saying it never happens among some guys, but to act as though women don’t do the exact thing they claim to oppose is rather silly – the comedian’s approach to this was pretty funny!
Some random gaggle of women: he has small and weak PP
That dude : Still hit though
Nice fake laughs hahahah
I am a 35yo woman and I have never ever engaged in this type of discussion with other women. It’s weird af to me.
Dude wasn’t funny.
Girls don’t follow GDPR.
It is pretty funny how men were overall shamed and called shitty for the concept of locker room talk (which it is very rare any guy would put forward any details beyond “yeah it was hot bro”) and yet there’s no care that women are just exposing their sex lives and men freely without any consequences
The sexism is strong
I was once accidentally included on a group chat for some women I worked with and the short scroll-back I did before I was removed was *SHOCKING*.
Fortunately, there was nothing bad about me, but there were “rate this dick pic” posts and an invitation to group-share someone’s screen and help them swipe guys on tinder.
So girl talk is very similar to gay male talk. Right down to the, “you shameless WHORE! Tell me all about it!”
In college I used to hook up with this girl who was super cool but every time we’d do the deed it would smell terrible in the room. I couldn’t figure it out but attributed it to the inner workings of her vajeen and stopped messing around with her but it never smelled during any other sex act. I only found out years later that certain condom brands would produce this smell during intercourse, but ya know what I didn’t do….. I didn’t tell all my homeboys about the smell because I was like “man I don’t want people to know this super cool cute girl as the girl with the smelly puss” so I kept that shit to myself
Girls, do the boys a solid, if his hog is lacking just be like “yeah it was alright” and move on. Don’t ruin this man’s career over some C+ pee pee
I’ve spent half of my life working with nurses. Now I’ve heard guys say some graphic and inappropriate things about hook ups when I was younger. But they have absolutely nothing on some of these women.
It’s not just the descriptions and actual pictures of dicks. Or the details I hear about specifically what the guys do during sex. There’s just a level of vindictiveness I haven’t heard from men before at least in my personal experience.
Anyone else notice the obvious Bill Hicks influence and mannerisms?
Flawless delivery.
If Joey and Chandler had a baby.
Great stuff!