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Funny but [previously posted](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/v84w9/bear_logic/)
“I don’t mess with dead bodies, I’m a bear, not an animal”
-Jim Gaffigan
Or you know. This is to protect your brainstem from getting ripped out while getting mauled.
Although grizzly bears if they’re hungry will just eat you while they’re alive. They don’t give a fuck aboutchu.
I always thought it was:
If they’re black, fight back amidst diarrhea.
If they’re brown, lie down, ignore diarrhea.
If they’re white, make USE of the diarrhea.
r/bonehurtingjuice
If you are attacked by a bear, lie down and play dead. This will be good practice for a few minutes later, when you *are* dead.
Putin right now, assuming the pose from deep within his Urals cave