I have a lot of memories of [Huddersfield town market](https://i2-prod.examinerlive.co.uk/incoming/article15889696.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_HeatFreeHuddersfieldOpenMarke2t.jpg), which is a beautiful structure in itself. One time I saw a dishevelled-looking old woman crack open a 1.5 litre bottle of wine at about 11AM, while she was sat at one of the burger van’s tables. The burger van staff were all pissing themselves laughing at this, and even allowed her to remain there, which I thought was very decent of them.
My camo is based on a German tourist I saw in London, a while back. No one really wants to interact with a German tourist. Parisians avoid them like the rest of the world avoids street mimes.
I sell flowers at a car boot stall in the local market. Sometimes they put my stall next to the fruit guy. I have to listen to”Two pand! Two pand straaarberriiiiies! Two paaand!” Over and over again for hours. It’s so romantic.
It’s mildly infuriating they don’t sell the bowls as well.
This and similar instances should be discussed by court – what if the price is high and I thought it’s because I’m getting the bowl as well? I wouldn’t have bought it!
Hey man we all need our festive plugs.
I was at a Danish christmas market last week
Ugh, I can never find buckets of mixed animal blood and fish parts at my local English market.
God the German humor is amazing give the man the bowl!
I watch this video every year and I laugh every year 😂
I have a lot of memories of [Huddersfield town market](https://i2-prod.examinerlive.co.uk/incoming/article15889696.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_HeatFreeHuddersfieldOpenMarke2t.jpg), which is a beautiful structure in itself. One time I saw a dishevelled-looking old woman crack open a 1.5 litre bottle of wine at about 11AM, while she was sat at one of the burger van’s tables. The burger van staff were all pissing themselves laughing at this, and even allowed her to remain there, which I thought was very decent of them.
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I’m only 60% sure this is a parody.
My camo is based on a German tourist I saw in London, a while back. No one really wants to interact with a German tourist. Parisians avoid them like the rest of the world avoids street mimes.
Walthamstow represent.
I got much deeper into this than I care to admit before I realized it was parody/satire.
This had some real Best in Show vibes
Funny, cus the English love German markets
Edit: This onion tastes great
They are coming for our sausage rolls!!
I love how many people here are falling for the atrocious English-German accents in this video.
I sell flowers at a car boot stall in the local market. Sometimes they put my stall next to the fruit guy. I have to listen to”Two pand! Two pand straaarberriiiiies! Two paaand!” Over and over again for hours. It’s so romantic.
It’s mildly infuriating they don’t sell the bowls as well.
This and similar instances should be discussed by court – what if the price is high and I thought it’s because I’m getting the bowl as well? I wouldn’t have bought it!
OP you are a goon. This is satire.
this feels like something from a christopher guest movie, especially the plugs part
I went to the Christmas Market in Vienna last year. it was agreat experience.
Brilliant
If you think this is real, then urine idiot.
I showed this to some German people I worked with and they thought it was hilarious.
Had me going for a second
I took this seriously for way to long
I feel like this was written by Matt Lucas and David Williams (Little Britain and Come Fly With Me).
You never get se bowl
“Can I just say, I like HP sauce?”
I like how I am struggling to tell if this is satire.
Fun fact; Hans Pieter grandfather was an SS oberfuher meister who personally executed 10 thousands jews singlehanded.
Nah, I am just shitting with you. I hope