June 22, 2023 by perludum [ad_1] Free ice cream for kids under 80 years old! [ad_2] View Reddit by perludum – View Source
Sorry, grandpa…but with inflation these days…and mortgage rates…(trailing off…) June 22, 2023 at 8:19 pm Reply
Yeah, screw old people who ask for senior discounts. Y’all had twice the amount of time to get the money together. June 22, 2023 at 10:07 pm Reply
my grandmom turned 93 today…im not going to tell her, she would put Larry in his place. No one wins against a sassy grandmom June 22, 2023 at 11:04 pm Reply
Where you want to go for your 81st birthday Grandpa? NOT THIS FUCKING PLACE June 23, 2023 at 4:41 am Reply
Not a native speaker here, but doesnt the meaning of ‘under 80 years old’ include young? So ‘free ice cream for kids under 80 years old’ means basically free icecream for every kid. Probably they meant ‘above 80 years old’ instead. June 23, 2023 at 7:23 am Reply
They get you hooked while you’re young and then profit off of you & your addiction when you’re older… June 23, 2023 at 11:23 am Reply
Forgot the decimal.
81 year olds
Sorry, grandpa…but with inflation these days…and mortgage rates…(trailing off…)
They must be low on strawberry ice cream
https://larrysicecreamandcafe.com/larrys-cafe-coral-spring/
Biden is pissed
Sorry Joe
“Sorry grandpa, you’re out of luck.”
My gram would not be impressed
You look really old, I am going to need to see some ID.
Yeah, screw old people who ask for senior discounts. Y’all had twice the amount of time to get the money together.
Under 80 years old? Oh, now I need a fake ID to rent ultra porn…
my grandmom turned 93 today…im not going to tell her, she would put Larry in his place.
No one wins against a sassy grandmom
I guess Joe Biden is out of luck here
My 90 year old father would like a word with you…
Imagine being 81 walking up to this ice cream shop lol
Finally something i qualify for as a senior
Sorry Mr President, no ice cream here
Fuck them seniors.
The most blatant case of extreme ageism I’ve ever seen.
*sad biden noises*
If that’s not a typo, that’s the coolest ice cream shop ever.
Sleepy Joe making the cut barely.
Where you want to go for your 81st birthday Grandpa? NOT THIS FUCKING PLACE
Seem like free ice cream for all at this rate
Not a native speaker here, but doesnt the meaning of ‘under 80 years old’ include young? So ‘free ice cream for kids under 80 years old’ means basically free icecream for every kid. Probably they meant ‘above 80 years old’ instead.
Biden’s about to raid this place.
They get you hooked while you’re young and then profit off of you & your addiction when you’re older…
So free ice cream forever?
Bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off.
(Insert Keith Richards reference)
ass cream
Fuck those octogenarians.
My 103 year old grandpa is rather upset #oldkidslivesmatter