Just write on a piece of paper then take a picture of it.
Tomorrow:
“I found this note attached to a brick that was thrown through my front window”
‘Dear Neighbor,
As I lounged on the chaise longue this very afternoon while a line of lithe twenty year olds oiled my handsome buttocks while reciting Byron and Shelly en francais, I couldn’t help but notice that your front window has been smashed to smithereens.
Please attend to it forthwith or I shall be forced to call the constable.”
What is cluppin cheeks slang for? 🤔
At least they identified themselves !
That perfect thumb gives it away
omg haha xD s3x!
Wedged but not a single crease on the piece of paper. Sure.
Sounds like 32b wants to be friends.
r/ihavesex
If I’m not mistaken, this is in response to [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/10ojgs3/my_friend_got_this_concerned_note_through_her/).
Oh, 32b, how the turn tables!
Is that a thumb or a finger?
I need to see this note on some clupped cheeks for verification.
where’d the cute little g and y curly tails go?
bros cluppin thos cheeks
Just write on a piece of paper then take a picture of it.
Tomorrow:
“I found this note attached to a brick that was thrown through my front window”
‘Dear Neighbor,
As I lounged on the chaise longue this very afternoon while a line of lithe twenty year olds oiled my handsome buttocks while reciting Byron and Shelly en francais, I couldn’t help but notice that your front window has been smashed to smithereens.
Please attend to it forthwith or I shall be forced to call the constable.”
Fake as fuck.
Fake af
What I don’t get is, why do people care about karma? It doesn’t serve a purpose. Having a million karma doesn’t get you anything
Fake but funny
Parody thread. Lock it down boys
Fake
So was someone getting pegged?
At least you didn’t claw through dirt before posting.
hehehe I get the joke.
Embarrassed? I received a note like that decades ago and I still have it.
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Nice handwriting OP. Jelly.
They’re just jealous.
How does one clup a check?
☠️ if you know, you know☠️
This is the fakest thing I’ve seen on reddit for so long.
Don’t trust the bitch in apartment 32B
Ahh, well this is awkward. It’s just me. I’m a furious masturbator. That clapping is just the sound of my own cheeks as I go to work.
I am so ashamed of humanity when people actually exist to make fake things like this for attention. It’s so WEIRD
Lmao at people calling this out as fake thinking they’re the smart ones.
99% you wrote this for karma lmfao
Woke up to find three of these notes on reddit all ready . Is Every one jumping on the embarrassing neighbour’s note train