A real writer would have put a period at the end of that sentence, therefore that can is going straight up my ass. The scissors are also in there which is why you had to tear the paper.
I had to do that all the time growing up with 5 other siblings. Would buy popsicles, wake up and they’re gone. Buy a frozen pizza, gone in the morning. Nothing was safe, socks gone, I liked a certain toothpaste, gone.
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A peaceful way to say, fuck off
Not hard. Write “this” underneath what they wrote. Then leave the note.
r/irleastereggs
Ima still drink it
I’m so glad I don’t have any random roommates
Just move the note to the mayonnaise jar next to it.
That Spark Mountain Dew is actually pretty decent.
Same here brah
This sign can’t stop me because I can’t read
Is this another CO leak issue?
*Objection!*
A real writer would have put a period at the end of that sentence, therefore that can is going straight up my ass. The scissors are also in there which is why you had to tear the paper.
Just how good is that drink?
Ok I will leave ‘your’ note entirely alone and take that can behind it.
If I cannot read, it’s mine
How ro stay anonynous
Make a rubber or plastic lid for the can, and texture it to look like shit or something disgusting.
Lol what even is that drink
I had to do that all the time growing up with 5 other siblings. Would buy popsicles, wake up and they’re gone. Buy a frozen pizza, gone in the morning. Nothing was safe, socks gone, I liked a certain toothpaste, gone.
If my food kept getting stolen There’s no way I wouldn’t load up something with a massive hallucinogen.
Too bad the MD Spark sucksssss. Atleast to my taste buds.